The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Heaven Can't Wait
Season 10 E 24 • 02/22/2005
Ed Helms looks at the legal issues surrounding the Rapture.
Headlines - All Axis PassThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23
New evil kid on the block Syria bids to take Iraq's vacated place in the axis of evil.
Be CoolThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23
The United States and China, the world's largest emitters of greenhouse gasses, decided not to sign the Kyoto Protocol.
Come On! - Fad DietsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23
Anna Nicole Smith will do anything for a couple of daiquiris and some mayonnaise.
Moment of Zen - Intelligent WorkThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23
Donald Rumsfeld addresses a committee on the details of his job.
Mark MillsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E23
Mark Mills talks about the value of waste and the value of new technology.
Moment of Zen - Hunter S. ThompsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
Recently deceased Hunter S. Thompson reveals the secret of long life and good health.
Headlines - In ContinentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
President Bush makes his first trip to Europe since being reelected, barely managing to avoid the hand buzzer of NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.
Rachel WeiszThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
Globetrotter Rachel Weisz trumpets the merits of Montreal and genteelly pees in the presence of lions.
Intro - Paris' BlackberryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
Paris Hilton has lost her Blackberry and Jon is distraught to learn his number was not in it.
The President AbroadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
George W. Bush makes a visit to Europe and Stephen Colbert is there to explain the president's mindset with regards to Jacques Chirac.
Heaven Can't WaitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
Ed Helms looks at the legal issues inherent in Christians vanishing from the planet into heaven and those left behind enduring the mark of the beast.
Peter Jennings Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Peter Jennings notes that the government's been really rotten over the years, dissing UFO sighters.
Peter Jennings Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Peter Jennings talks about his recent special on UFOs and some of the viewer conspiracy theories that he finds on blogs.
Great Moments in Punditry - PatheticThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Children read from a "Hannity & Colmes" transcript in which Sean Hannity and John Sylvester debate which of them has lower ratings.
Moment of Zen - Bush as a Role ModelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Some released phone calls reveal that George W. Bush doesn't want to be a bad role model for kids.
In-Depth Minute - Social EngagementThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Franklin D. Roosevelt created Social Security as a safety net for seniors so they would never be eaten by hoboes or washed by a monkey.
Headlines - Tape WormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Doug Wead defends the Bush tapes on CNN -- his new hair color courtesy of Maxim's "Sandstorm Dusk."
Headlines - European PlacationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26
President Bush is on a diplomatic tour of Europe, where its leaders have clarified for him that "Iran is not Iraq."
Moment of Zen - Nipple FetishThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26
Charlie Gibson says the phrase "nipple fetish."
Christina RicciThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26
Christina Ricci explains why she often tells people on set not to get too excited about the movie they're making.
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