The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Tape Worm
Season 10 E 25 • 02/23/2005
Doug Wead should have titled his book: "Future Presidents Talk Into the Flower on My Lapel Pin."
Headlines - In ContinentThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
President Bush makes his first trip to Europe since being reelected, barely managing to avoid the hand buzzer of NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.
Rachel WeiszThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
Globetrotter Rachel Weisz trumpets the merits of Montreal and genteelly pees in the presence of lions.
Intro - Paris' BlackberryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
Paris Hilton has lost her Blackberry and Jon is distraught to learn his number was not in it.
Heaven Can't WaitThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
Ed Helms looks at the legal issues inherent in Christians vanishing from the planet into heaven and those left behind enduring the mark of the beast.
The President AbroadThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24
George W. Bush makes a visit to Europe and Stephen Colbert is there to explain the president's mindset with regards to Jacques Chirac.
Peter Jennings Pt. 2The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Peter Jennings notes that the government's been really rotten over the years, dissing UFO sighters.
Peter Jennings Pt. 1The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Peter Jennings talks about his recent special on UFOs and some of the viewer conspiracy theories that he finds on blogs.
Great Moments in Punditry - PatheticThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Children read from a "Hannity & Colmes" transcript in which Sean Hannity and John Sylvester debate which of them has lower ratings.
Moment of Zen - Bush as a Role ModelThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Some released phone calls reveal that George W. Bush doesn't want to be a bad role model for kids.
In-Depth Minute - Social EngagementThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Franklin D. Roosevelt created Social Security as a safety net for seniors so they would never be eaten by hoboes or washed by a monkey.
Headlines - Tape WormThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25
Doug Wead defends the Bush tapes on CNN -- his new hair color courtesy of Maxim's "Sandstorm Dusk."
Headlines - European PlacationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26
President Bush is on a diplomatic tour of Europe, where its leaders have clarified for him that "Iran is not Iraq."
Moment of Zen - Nipple FetishThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26
Charlie Gibson says the phrase "nipple fetish."
Christina RicciThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26
Christina Ricci explains why she often tells people on set not to get too excited about the movie they're making.
Black History Month Metamucil AdThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26
A Metamucil ad in Ebony magazine compares Black History Month's "legacy of pride and achievement" with gastro-intestinal health.
Back In Black - Coming OutThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26
Lewis Black discusses how Alan Keyes has now succumbed to the same affliction as Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich: having a gay relative.
The Oscars!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E27
Stephen Colbert discusses the Oscar dresses and presenters as he waits for his limo to pick him up.
Ben NelsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E27
Ben Nelson talks about being a Democrat and working with President Bush.
Televised Awards Show!The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E27
The Academy Awards broadcasts on ABC with standard fare Oscar tediousness.
Moment of Zen - Michael Jackson's Mug ShotThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E27
The mug shot from Michael Jackson's arrest is displayed.
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