The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Tape Worm
Season 10 E 25 • 02/23/2005
Doug Wead should have titled his book: "Future Presidents Talk Into the Flower on My Lapel Pin."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Headlines - In Continent
President Bush makes his first trip to Europe since being reelected, barely managing to avoid the hand buzzer of NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Rachel Weisz
Globetrotter Rachel Weisz trumpets the merits of Montreal and genteelly pees in the presence of lions.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Intro - Paris' Blackberry
Paris Hilton has lost her Blackberry and Jon is distraught to learn his number was not in it.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24Heaven Can't Wait
Ed Helms looks at the legal issues inherent in Christians vanishing from the planet into heaven and those left behind enduring the mark of the beast.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E24The President Abroad
George W. Bush makes a visit to Europe and Stephen Colbert is there to explain the president's mindset with regards to Jacques Chirac.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Peter Jennings Pt. 2
Peter Jennings notes that the government's been really rotten over the years, dissing UFO sighters.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Peter Jennings Pt. 1
Peter Jennings talks about his recent special on UFOs and some of the viewer conspiracy theories that he finds on blogs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Great Moments in Punditry - Pathetic
Children read from a "Hannity & Colmes" transcript in which Sean Hannity and John Sylvester debate which of them has lower ratings.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Moment of Zen - Bush as a Role Model
Some released phone calls reveal that George W. Bush doesn't want to be a bad role model for kids.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25In-Depth Minute - Social Engagement
Franklin D. Roosevelt created Social Security as a safety net for seniors so they would never be eaten by hoboes or washed by a monkey.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E25Headlines - Tape Worm
Doug Wead defends the Bush tapes on CNN -- his new hair color courtesy of Maxim's "Sandstorm Dusk."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26Headlines - European Placation
President Bush is on a diplomatic tour of Europe, where its leaders have clarified for him that "Iran is not Iraq."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26Moment of Zen - Nipple Fetish
Charlie Gibson says the phrase "nipple fetish."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26Christina Ricci
Christina Ricci explains why she often tells people on set not to get too excited about the movie they're making.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26Black History Month Metamucil Ad
A Metamucil ad in Ebony magazine compares Black History Month's "legacy of pride and achievement" with gastro-intestinal health.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E26Back In Black - Coming Out
Lewis Black discusses how Alan Keyes has now succumbed to the same affliction as Dick Cheney and Newt Gingrich: having a gay relative.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E27The Oscars!
Stephen Colbert discusses the Oscar dresses and presenters as he waits for his limo to pick him up.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E27Ben Nelson
Ben Nelson talks about being a Democrat and working with President Bush.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E27Televised Awards Show!
The Academy Awards broadcasts on ABC with standard fare Oscar tediousness.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10 E27Moment of Zen - Michael Jackson's Mug Shot
The mug shot from Michael Jackson's arrest is displayed.
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