The Colbert ReportS6 Hephzibah Anderson
Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen's Eco-Vacation
Stephen went on an eco-vacation where he saved marine life from the BP oil spill by removing as many fish from the ocean as he could.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Bud Light Lime
Stephen drinks a Bud Light Lime while reading Hephzibah Anderson's "Chastened."
The Colbert ReportS6 Racial Pro Firing
The Obama administration is so scared of right-wing pundits that it will take swift and decisive action on problems that have no basis in fact.
The Colbert ReportS6 Nailed 'Em - Polka Piracy
A Warren, Michigan man feels the outrage from the polka community after getting arrested for running a massive pirating operation.
The Colbert ReportS6 That's the Way I Leak It - Tom Blanton
Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 7/27/10
Stephen questions the US mission in Afghanistan and asks Kevin Kline if Phoebe Cates does that thing from "Fast Times."
The Colbert ReportS6 BP's Live Hayward Cam
After CEO Tony Hayward refuses to take a pink slip from a robotic arm, BP must strategically set parts of him on fire.
The Colbert ReportS6 Kevin Kline
"The Extra Man" star Kevin Kline is known for his great stage presence, but Stephen will not be out-enunciated by him.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Baby Gap, Dick Cheney & Plants
Baby Gap introduces skinny jeans for toddlers, Dick Cheney has no pulse, and plants can remember the things we do.
The Colbert ReportS6 Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Tennessee
Ron Ramsey calls Islam a cult, and Basil Marceaux.com takes a bold stance against slavery at traffic stops.
The Colbert ReportS6 Obama Blows Off the Boy Scouts
President Obama blows off the Boy Scout jamboree to hang out with the women from "The View."
The Colbert ReportS6 Elon Musk
Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Bit of Advice
If you have your own TV show and want to give people advice, leave enough time at the end to actually advise them.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - Ownership Society
Stephen's refreshing tax cut with lime will work its way through the system and trickle down like a racehorse.
The Colbert ReportS6 Andy Cohen
Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
The Colbert ReportS6 Apology Box
Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it.
The Colbert ReportS6 Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot III
Sugary cereals face tougher advertising standards, Carl's Jr. introduces a foot-long cheeseburger, and a robot eats crap.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Oil Is Missing
The missing oil has developed Whac-A-Mole technology, so we must arm petroleum engineers with giant foam mallets.