The Colbert Report
Nailed 'Em - Polka Piracy
Season 6 • 07/26/2010
A Warren, Michigan man is arrested for selling pirated polka DVDs to an undercover officer.
Modest-Con 2010The Colbert ReportS6
Iran's Ministry of Culture includes Stephen's look in its official catalog of haircuts that meet government approval.
Sign Off - Go Get a TanThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen will be gone for two weeks -- go get a tan.
Arturo RodriguezThe Colbert ReportS6
Arturo Rodriguez invites Americans who think immigrant farm workers are taking away jobs to work in the fields.
Emergency Thought for Food - Candwich SetbackThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen is in the middle of a repressed Daily Show memory when he's interrupted by an emergency Candwich update.
Intro - 7/8/10The Colbert ReportS6
The Supreme Court decides handguns are a God-given right, and Arturo Rodriguez says illegal immigrants are doing the jobs we don't want.
Intro - 7/26/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen downloads the solution to stop media piracy, and Hephzibah Anderson talks about her year without sex.
Hephzibah AndersonThe Colbert ReportS6
Hephzibah Anderson discovered what she wanted from sex during her year of abstinence.
Stephen's Eco-VacationThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen went on an eco-vacation where he saved marine life from the BP oil spill by removing as many fish from the ocean as he could.
Sign Off - Bud Light LimeThe Colbert ReportS6
Stephen drinks a Bud Light Lime while reading Hephzibah Anderson's "Chastened."
Racial Pro FiringThe Colbert ReportS6
The Obama administration is so scared of right-wing pundits that it will take swift and decisive action on problems that have no basis in fact.
Nailed 'Em - Polka PiracyThe Colbert ReportS6
A Warren, Michigan man feels the outrage from the polka community after getting arrested for running a massive pirating operation.
That's the Way I Leak It - Tom BlantonThe Colbert ReportS6
Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war.
Intro - 7/27/10The Colbert ReportS6
Stephen questions the US mission in Afghanistan and asks Kevin Kline if Phoebe Cates does that thing from "Fast Times."
BP's Live Hayward CamThe Colbert ReportS6
After CEO Tony Hayward refuses to take a pink slip from a robotic arm, BP must strategically set parts of him on fire.
Tip/Wag - Baby Gap, Dick Cheney & PlantsThe Colbert ReportS6
Baby Gap introduces skinny jeans for toddlers, Dick Cheney has no pulse, and plants can remember the things we do.
Kevin KlineThe Colbert ReportS6
"The Extra Man" star Kevin Kline is known for his great stage presence, but Stephen will not be out-enunciated by him.
Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - TennesseeThe Colbert ReportS6
Ron Ramsey calls Islam a cult, and Basil Marceaux.com takes a bold stance against slavery at traffic stops.
Obama Blows Off the Boy ScoutsThe Colbert ReportS6
President Obama blows off the Boy Scout jamboree to hang out with the women from "The View."
Elon MuskThe Colbert ReportS6
Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.
You may also like5 Videos
Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"South ParkS26
Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of LaughsStar Trek: very Short TreksS1
Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack
A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed FriendsCursed Friends
Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.