The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1

Season 11 • 03/28/2006

Fareed Zakaria assures Jon Stewart that he is a legal immigrant.

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Martsy-Fartsy

While maintaining discount prices, Wal-Mart has decided to class things up a bit. Sushi bars, espresso bars and bathrooms that don't totally stink are among the upgrades.
03/27/2006
02:07

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Peaceful Protest

Ed Helms discusses illegal immigrants protesting in America. Many native Americans are missing out on protesting opportunities, and it's just not fair.
03/27/2006
01:04

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Snow White Story

Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert, who uses a number of different classic fairy tales to illustrate the magic of college basketball.
03/27/2006
01:47

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Headlines - March Madness

An anti-immigration bill instigates a protest. Orderly lines, non-burnt flags and sleeping babies dominate the streets of Los Angeles.
03/27/2006
00:13

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Moment of Zen - Sphere of Death

A Fox News reporter goes inside the "Sphere of Death," a cage where motorcyclists drive around on the walls just barely avoiding the person standing in the middle.
03/27/2006
03:37

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Fareed Zakaria Pt. 2

Fareed Zakaria reports that the good news in Iraq is that the U.S. has stopped screwing up but the bad news is that now the Iraqis are screwing up.
03/28/2006
00:39

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Daily/Colbert - Cesspool of Scandinavia

Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
03/28/2006
00:19

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Moment of Zen - Group Photo

President George W. Bush's Cabinet poses for a picture at the White House.
03/28/2006
05:37

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Headlines - Bail to the Chief

If the Bush administration were a boy band, former Chief of Staff Andrew Card would be the vaguely likable one.
03/28/2006
05:59

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What's the Matter With Denmark? Pt. 1

The offensive Muhammad cartoons revealed the depth of anger that the world has towards Denmark, the Danish people, their butter cookies and their monopoly on bottled herring.
03/28/2006
04:11

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Fareed Zakaria Pt. 1

Fareed Zakaria doesn't know why America is copying France's immigration policies.
03/28/2006
03:41

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What Are We Doing to Pigs? - Fatty Acids

Jon takes a look at what the scientific community is doing to pigs, ranging from making them as healthy as salmon to making them green.
03/29/2006
02:44

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Nail Biter

Lester Kinsolving of WCBM Radio bites his nails to get noticed at the White House press conference.
03/29/2006
04:58

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Queen Latifah

Queen Latifah talks about being a mammoth with booty and the promise and perils of turkey bacon.
03/29/2006
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Moment of Zen - Studio Fire

CNN's Headline News anchor must evacuate due to a fire in the studio.
03/29/2006
01:45

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Indecision 5766 - Prelude to Knesset

Israel records its lowest turnout ever at a paltry 63.2%, which has the acting prime minister thanking Jesus Christ.
03/29/2006
02:40

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Indecision 5766 - Sharon Coma

Samantha Bee reports live from Jerusalem, where the Kadima party has taken control, and Ariel Sharon has partied himself into a coma.
03/29/2006
01:37

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Indecision 5766 - Hamas Response

Jason Jones goes to Hamas Headquarters to get their response to Israel's Knesset elections, even though it doesn't exist.
03/29/2006
00:52

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Daily/Colbert - Queen Latifah

Stephen Colbert is sick and tired of liberals like Queen Latifah and Sade hypocritically taking the names of monarchs.
03/29/2006
04:57

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What's the Matter with Denmark? - Military Arrogance

Jason Jones travels to Denmark where he discovers a country drunk on its own military hubris.
03/30/2006
06:43

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Headlines - Crossing Over

Two pieces of good news come out of the Middle East, and the Senate debates whether or not to deport 11 million illegal immigrants back to Mexico and Central America.
03/30/2006
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