The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Stand and Choose

Season 9 • 10/20/2004

Vote or get shot by this guy.

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Marisa Tomei

Marisa Tomei talks about international travel, Indian food and her latest movie, "Alfie."
10/19/2004
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Party Like it's 1929

The Prohibition Party's presidential nominee Earl Dodge wants to fight for his right not to party.
10/19/2004
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Headlines - The Draft

At a rally in Florida, Bush talks about the possibility of reinstating the draft.
10/19/2004
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Intro - Desperate Housewives

Apparently the housewives in this country are in a very vulnerable emotional state.
10/19/2004
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Back in Black - Tax Dollars

The Department of Homeland Security is giving our igloo-dwelling friends in Alaska nearly three times as much in anti-terror funds as New York.
10/19/2004
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Indecision 2004 - The Brown Hour

The real loser on November second will be the man who has the most turds unflung in his bucket.
10/20/2004
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Fareed Zakaria

The level of anti-Americanism in Iraq is almost as high as it is in France.
10/20/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Principal Spinner

Ed Helms can't take the constant spinning by Democrats and Republicans after the presidential debates.
10/20/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Vote or Die

P. Diddy, Christina Aguilera and all of your favorite video game characters join forces to make sure America's youth votes.
10/20/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Highly Questionable Barbs

As the election draws near Senator John Kerry and President George W. Bush up the ante in senseless and baseless attacks on each other.
10/20/2004
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Moment of Zen - Stand and Choose

Violent video game characters encourage young people to vote.
10/20/2004
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Next Week - 10/25/04

Bob Wiltfong wants to know why the f**k one cupcake is taxable.
10/21/2004
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Indecision 2004 - Your Call

50% of voters would like to see John Kerry and George W. Bush in an "8 mile" style rap battle.
10/21/2004
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Conquista-Store

Aloha is a Hawaiian word meaning hello, goodbye, and "f**k you and your dead ancestors."
10/21/2004
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Headlines - Shot Out of Luck

Senior citizens, babies and health care workers get first crack at the low supply of flu vaccine.
10/21/2004
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The Colbert Report - A Truth Injection

The Colbert Report will win the 2005 Peabody award if the voters have any balls.
10/21/2004
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Moment of Zen - Cuban Nose Dive

After giving a speech, Fidel Castro falls face first toward a row of chairs.
10/21/2004
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Boston "Un" Massacre

Rob Corddry awaits a staggeringly Biblical disaster in the upcoming World Series and misses the heartbreak he knows so well.
10/21/2004
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Indecision 2004 - DSPAN2 - The Senate

Ed Helms checks out the hottest races in the world's most deliberative body.
10/21/2004
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Billy Crudup

Billy Crudup and Jon talk about drag, baseball, crack and the gift bags that guests won't be getting for much longer.
10/21/2004
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Baby Flesh

John Kerry feasts on baby flesh and will raise your taxes.
10/25/2004
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