The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Moment of Zen - Stand and Choose
Season 9 • 10/20/2004
Vote or get shot by this guy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Marisa Tomei
Marisa Tomei talks about international travel, Indian food and her latest movie, "Alfie."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Party Like it's 1929
The Prohibition Party's presidential nominee Earl Dodge wants to fight for his right not to party.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Headlines - The Draft
At a rally in Florida, Bush talks about the possibility of reinstating the draft.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Intro - Desperate Housewives
Apparently the housewives in this country are in a very vulnerable emotional state.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Back in Black - Tax Dollars
The Department of Homeland Security is giving our igloo-dwelling friends in Alaska nearly three times as much in anti-terror funds as New York.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 - The Brown Hour
The real loser on November second will be the man who has the most turds unflung in his bucket.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Fareed Zakaria
The level of anti-Americanism in Iraq is almost as high as it is in France.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 - Principal Spinner
Ed Helms can't take the constant spinning by Democrats and Republicans after the presidential debates.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 - Vote or Die
P. Diddy, Christina Aguilera and all of your favorite video game characters join forces to make sure America's youth votes.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 - Highly Questionable Barbs
As the election draws near Senator John Kerry and President George W. Bush up the ante in senseless and baseless attacks on each other.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Stand and Choose
Violent video game characters encourage young people to vote.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Next Week - 10/25/04
Bob Wiltfong wants to know why the f**k one cupcake is taxable.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 - Your Call
50% of voters would like to see John Kerry and George W. Bush in an "8 mile" style rap battle.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Conquista-Store
Aloha is a Hawaiian word meaning hello, goodbye, and "f**k you and your dead ancestors."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Headlines - Shot Out of Luck
Senior citizens, babies and health care workers get first crack at the low supply of flu vaccine.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 The Colbert Report - A Truth Injection
The Colbert Report will win the 2005 Peabody award if the voters have any balls.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Moment of Zen - Cuban Nose Dive
After giving a speech, Fidel Castro falls face first toward a row of chairs.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Boston "Un" Massacre
Rob Corddry awaits a staggeringly Biblical disaster in the upcoming World Series and misses the heartbreak he knows so well.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Indecision 2004 - DSPAN2 - The Senate
Ed Helms checks out the hottest races in the world's most deliberative body.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS9 Billy Crudup
Billy Crudup and Jon talk about drag, baseball, crack and the gift bags that guests won't be getting for much longer.
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