The Colbert Report
Season 4 • 07/22/2008
The ticket to being number one is not being important enough to be invited on Barack Obama's trip.
Esquire CoverThe Colbert ReportS4
If Esquire is going to compare Stephen to a famous boxer, at least make it an American hero like Cassius Clay.
Better Know a Lobby - Sierra ClubThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Sierra Club Executive Director Carl Pope if George W. Bush is a green president or the greenest president.
Jim WebbThe Colbert ReportS4
If Senator Jim Webb doesn't want to be Barack Obama's vice president, Stephen does.
Barack Obama's Elitist Summer AbroadThe Colbert ReportS4
Let the mainstream media fawn all over Barack Obama, some of us have more exciting candidates to cover.
Intro - 7/21/08The Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama embarks on a world tour; the media sells out in record time.
Margaret SpellingsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Margaret Spellings if federally mandated spanking would help our kids do better in school.
The Word - Fight to the FurnishThe Colbert ReportS4
Thank you, Air Force, for using your anti-terror funds to defeat Al Qaeda in style.
Intro - 7/22/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Air Force unveils a new strategy in the war on terror. Terrorists, kindly switch over to "Nightline."
Elton John's New Ice CreamThe Colbert ReportS4
If Ben and Jerry make Stephen share a freezer with Sir Elton John, he insists they print on his label "May contain trace amounts of sequins."
South Carolina is So GayThe Colbert ReportS4
South Carolina is a state where big strapping straight men reenact Civil War battles and then shower together for historical accuracy.
Obama's TripThe Colbert ReportS4
All of the big anchors are covering Barack Obama's trip, which means Stephen Colbert is America's most trusted remaining name in news.
ColorofChange.org PetitionThe Colbert ReportS4
Nas responds to Bill O'Reilly like the gangsta that he is -- with a petition.
Intro - 7/23/08The Colbert ReportS4
How bad is our economy? Stephen gives you his two cents, which used to be a dollar.
Nas Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wants to know why Nas challenged Bill O'Reilly to a debate instead of a freestyle rap contest.
The Word - Join the European UnionThe Colbert ReportS4
If the European Union doesn't let us in, we'll sue them for geographic discrimination.
Starbucks ClosingsThe Colbert ReportS4
The "Save Our Starbucks" campaign is the kind of grass-roots activism Stephen likes -- the kind that helps sprawling corporate behemoths.
Laurie GoodsteinThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
Garrett ReismanThe Colbert ReportS4
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
ThreatDown - Greek CourtsThe Colbert ReportS4
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
John McCain's Sausage PartyThe Colbert ReportS4
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
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