The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Fight to the Furnish
Thank you, Air Force, for using your anti-terror funds to defeat Al Qaeda in style.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/22/08
The Air Force unveils a new strategy in the war on terror. Terrorists, kindly switch over to "Nightline."
The Colbert ReportS4 Elton John's New Ice Cream
If Ben and Jerry make Stephen share a freezer with Sir Elton John, he insists they print on his label "May contain trace amounts of sequins."
The Colbert ReportS4 South Carolina is So Gay
South Carolina is a state where big strapping straight men reenact Civil War battles and then shower together for historical accuracy.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama's Trip
All of the big anchors are covering Barack Obama's trip, which means Stephen Colbert is America's most trusted remaining name in news.
The Colbert ReportS4 Exclusive - Nas Plays Rock Band
The Illmatic MC trades his microphone for a guitar. Is that hip hop?
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/23/08
How bad is our economy? Stephen gives you his two cents, which used to be a dollar.
The Colbert ReportS4 Nas Pt. 1
Stephen wants to know why Nas challenged Bill O'Reilly to a debate instead of a freestyle rap contest.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Join the European Union
If the European Union doesn't let us in, we'll sue them for geographic discrimination.
The Colbert ReportS4 Starbucks Closings
The "Save Our Starbucks" campaign is the kind of grass-roots activism Stephen likes -- the kind that helps sprawling corporate behemoths.
The Colbert ReportS4 ColorofChange.org Petition
Nas responds to Bill O'Reilly like the gangsta that he is -- with a petition.
The Colbert ReportS4 Laurie Goodstein
Stephen asks Laurie Goodstein why Anglicans can't just ordain gay priests and then not talk about it -- like the Catholics.
The Colbert ReportS4 Garrett Reisman
Astronaut Garrett Reisman tells Stephen he wrote the secret codes to the self-destruct mechanism on his WristStrong bracelet.
The Colbert ReportS4 ThreatDown - Greek Courts
You don't have to be from Lesbos to be a lesbian.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain's Sausage Party
While Barack Obama delivers a speech to thousands of fans in Germany, John McCain eats lunch at Schmidt's Sausage Haus.
The Colbert ReportS4 Decoder Rings
Stephen has a message for his viewers who have Colbert Report decoder rings: there are no decoder rings.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 7/24/08
The Anglican church is split over gay priests. It's the biggest religious controversy since Scientologists decided to admit gay thetans.
The Colbert ReportS4 Trigger Happy - D.C. v. Heller
Allowing former convicts to have guns will give them the confidence to go out and make new friends and/or hostages.
The Colbert ReportS4 Heroic Refusal to Discuss Robert Novak
Stephen takes some calls to hear what his viewers think about his difficult decision to not talk about Robert Novak.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama Returns
John McCain warns the media that Barack Obama is not the man he appears to be, because he appears to be president.