The Colbert Report
Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward Earth
Season 7 • 09/22/2011
A 20-year-old satellite is hurtling toward the Earth, where it will destroy everything in its path.
Wall Street Under SiegeThe Colbert ReportS7
Occupy Wall Street, a self-described leaderless resistance movement, intends to occupy Wall Street until their one demand is decided upon and met.
European Union Collapse & War-Fueled Recovery - Chrystia FreelandThe Colbert ReportS7
Reuters' Global Editor-at-Large Chrystia Freeland believes the European financial crisis could be bigger than America's economic crisis in 2008.
Coming Soon - Hour-Long Radiohead SpecialThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen calls on Hipster Nation to tune in to his exclusive, special broadcast with rock legends Radiohead, on Monday, September 26th, presented by Dr Pepper.
European Union Collapse & War-Fueled RecoveryThe Colbert ReportS7
The fastest way to start a European war is to piss off the Germans, so America should kick them in the schnitzels to jumpstart a World War II-style economic recovery.
Intro - 9/21/11The Colbert ReportS7
Europe might be on the road to financial ruin, protestors try to shut down Wall Street, and Daniel Yergin discusses his book on the future of energy.
Tip/Wag - Marine Corps & Department of Homeland SecurityThe Colbert ReportS7
The Marine Corps issues a harsh restriction banning Marines from audible farting, and the Department of Homeland Security lets kids 12 and under keep their shoes on.
Jeremy Ben-AmiThe Colbert ReportS7
Jeremy Ben-Ami, the president of the pro-Israel lobby J Street, discusses the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and Palestine's application for full U.N. membership.
Sign Off - The Beloved Dog Lives OnThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen reveals how the episode ends for the dog and says goodnight.
Obama's U.N. Gaffes & Rick Perry's Support for IsraelThe Colbert ReportS7
Barack Obama finds peace much harder than winning a Nobel Peace Prize, and Rick Perry stands with the Jews when he's not dancing with them.
Defunct Satellite Hurtles Toward EarthThe Colbert ReportS7
According to NASA's calculations, Americans have either until Saturday morning to evacuate the Earth or they were vaporized two hours ago.
Ignoring Global WarmingThe Colbert ReportS7
In the face of all the mounting evidence for climate change, America has stood with one voice and boldly proclaimed, "Eh."
Ignoring Global Warming - Thom Yorke & Ed O'BrienThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead's Thom Yorke and Ed O'Brien discuss America's waning interest in global warming and what motivates them to care about the environment.
The Word - I Think, Therefore I BrandThe Colbert ReportS7
Web searches are enshrined in America's founding documents, and cigarettes have a First Amendment right to be alive with pleasure.
Dr Pepper Presents Stephen Colbert's Rocktember with RadioheadThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead, one of the greatest musical acts of this or any generation, is the ultimate anti-corporate band.
RadioheadThe Colbert ReportS7
Radiohead discuss their British invasion, their anti-corporate beliefs and the benefits of their self-distribution model.
Intro - 9/26/11The Colbert ReportS7
Google might be affecting search results for their own benefit, and legendary rock band Radiohead performs.
Sign Off - Beer From the BeerkenstocksThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen sips a beer from his Beerkenstock stash and says goodnight.
Rick Perry's Debate Gaffe & Arizona's Primary DateThe Colbert ReportS7
Rick Perry throws up all over himself at the third Republican debate, and Arizona steals South Carolina's presidential primary date.
Melinda GatesThe Colbert ReportS7
Melinda Gates believes employing effective teachers is the single most important thing that can be done to fix America's public school system.
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