The Colbert Report
Survival Seed Bank
Season 6 • 03/10/2010
Survival seeds can be used to trade for more valuable things, like actual food.
The Colbert ReportS6 Consumer Alert - Pringles
Pringles recalls its two best flavors, Cheeseburger and Taco Night, due to potential salmonella contamination
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - One Thought
Stephen would like to leave you with one thought, but then he'd have none left.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tom Hanks Pt. 2
Tom Hanks says everyone between the ages of 21 and 53 will feel inadequate watching "The Pacific."
The Colbert ReportS6 Tom Hanks Pt. 1
Tom Hanks discusses his role as a history maker and the hard work behind the WWII mini-series, "The Pacific."
The Colbert ReportS6 Sean Carroll
Sean Carroll talks about the mystery of time and the possibility of a multiverse.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 3/10/10
Stephen is probably going to talk about Nancy Pelosi's stormtroopers giving Lady Liberty a titty punch.
The Colbert ReportS6 Non-Sexual Groping
Stephen and his intern demonstrate how Congressman Eric Massa could have non-sexually groped his male staffer.
The Colbert ReportS6 Health Care Vote Information Nerve Center - Charlie Cook
Charlie Cook believes Democrats are in a classic no-win situation with health care reconciliation.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - The Colbert Repoll
Take the first-ever Colbert Repoll about health care reconciliation, then tune in for the results.
The Colbert ReportS6 Survival Seed Bank
When you're tilling the earth with a human femur while the sky is raining fire, you'll want a reliable supply of radicchio and mini squash.
The Colbert ReportS6 Karl Rove's New Book
Karl Rove discloses the bombshell that it wasn't him who spread the rumor that John McCain fathered an illegitimate black baby.
The Colbert ReportS6 David Aaronovitch
David Aaronovitch looks into why intelligent people believe really dumb things about what happens.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Thanks, Karl Rove
Stephen thanks his loaf of ham, Karl Rove, for co-hosting.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Colbert Repoll - Scott Rasmussen
Scott Rasmussen explains that Americans like the idea of health care reform, but they don't like the bill in Congress.
The Colbert ReportS6 Monkey on the Lam - Florida
Florida authorities try to capture a monkey with a drug addiction and two Facebook pages.
The Colbert ReportS6 Robert Baer
Robert Baer wants the troops to get better intelligence from the government, not the private sector.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 3/15/10
Stephen gets to the bottom of the media's focus on sex scandals and asks Robert Baer if the squirrel is in the basket.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Goodnight With Balloon
Stephen says goodnight with his balloon.
The Colbert ReportS6 Daylight Savings Time
If the time totalitarians don't turn the clocks back to where they belong by the first Sunday in November, there will be hell to pay.
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