The Colbert Report

Non-Sexual Groping

Season 6 • 03/10/2010

Stephen and his intern prove that there's a huge difference between sexual and non-sexual groping.

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for the show, everybody.
03/09/2010
03:47

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Consumer Alert - Pringles

Pringles recalls its two best flavors, Cheeseburger and Taco Night, due to potential salmonella contamination
03/09/2010
00:13

The Colbert ReportS6
Sign Off - One Thought

Stephen would like to leave you with one thought, but then he'd have none left.
03/09/2010
05:25

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Tom Hanks Pt. 2

Tom Hanks says everyone between the ages of 21 and 53 will feel inadequate watching "The Pacific."
03/09/2010
06:21

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Tom Hanks Pt. 1

Tom Hanks discusses his role as a history maker and the hard work behind the WWII mini-series, "The Pacific."
03/09/2010
04:45

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Sean Carroll

Sean Carroll talks about the mystery of time and the possibility of a multiverse.
03/10/2010
00:36

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Intro - 3/10/10

Stephen is probably going to talk about Nancy Pelosi's stormtroopers giving Lady Liberty a titty punch.
03/10/2010
03:31

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Survival Seed Bank

When you're tilling the earth with a human femur while the sky is raining fire, you'll want a reliable supply of radicchio and mini squash.
03/10/2010
06:27

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Health Care Vote Information Nerve Center - Charlie Cook

Charlie Cook believes Democrats are in a classic no-win situation with health care reconciliation.
03/10/2010
00:32

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Sign Off - The Colbert Repoll

Take the first-ever Colbert Repoll about health care reconciliation, then tune in for the results.
03/10/2010
04:05

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Non-Sexual Groping

Stephen and his intern demonstrate how Congressman Eric Massa could have non-sexually groped his male staffer.
03/10/2010
02:28

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Karl Rove's New Book

Karl Rove discloses the bombshell that it wasn't him who spread the rumor that John McCain fathered an illegitimate black baby.
03/11/2010
04:28

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David Aaronovitch

David Aaronovitch looks into why intelligent people believe really dumb things about what happens.
03/11/2010
00:10

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Sign Off - Thanks, Karl Rove

Stephen thanks his loaf of ham, Karl Rove, for co-hosting.
03/11/2010
09:08

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The Colbert Repoll - Scott Rasmussen

Scott Rasmussen explains that Americans like the idea of health care reform, but they don't like the bill in Congress.
03/11/2010
03:17

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Monkey on the Lam - Florida

Florida authorities try to capture a monkey with a drug addiction and two Facebook pages.
03/11/2010
05:57

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Robert Baer

Robert Baer wants the troops to get better intelligence from the government, not the private sector.
03/15/2010
00:34

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Intro - 3/15/10

Stephen gets to the bottom of the media's focus on sex scandals and asks Robert Baer if the squirrel is in the basket.
03/15/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight With Balloon

Stephen says goodnight with his balloon.
03/15/2010
01:26

The Colbert ReportS6
Daylight Savings Time

If the time totalitarians don't turn the clocks back to where they belong by the first Sunday in November, there will be hell to pay.
03/15/2010
05:25

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The Word - Afghanistan

The media ignores the war in Afghanistan to cover a much more important story -- Patrick Kennedy's meltdown on Capitol Hill.
03/15/2010
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