The Colbert Report

Daylight Savings Time

Season 6 • 03/15/2010

Stephen demands that the time totalitarians turn the clocks back to where they belong.

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02:28

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Karl Rove's New Book

Karl Rove discloses the bombshell that it wasn't him who spread the rumor that John McCain fathered an illegitimate black baby.
03/11/2010
04:28

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David Aaronovitch

David Aaronovitch looks into why intelligent people believe really dumb things about what happens.
03/11/2010
00:10

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Sign Off - Thanks, Karl Rove

Stephen thanks his loaf of ham, Karl Rove, for co-hosting.
03/11/2010
09:08

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The Colbert Repoll - Scott Rasmussen

Scott Rasmussen explains that Americans like the idea of health care reform, but they don't like the bill in Congress.
03/11/2010
03:17

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Monkey on the Lam - Florida

Florida authorities try to capture a monkey with a drug addiction and two Facebook pages.
03/11/2010
05:57

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Robert Baer

Robert Baer wants the troops to get better intelligence from the government, not the private sector.
03/15/2010
00:34

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Intro - 3/15/10

Stephen gets to the bottom of the media's focus on sex scandals and asks Robert Baer if the squirrel is in the basket.
03/15/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight With Balloon

Stephen says goodnight with his balloon.
03/15/2010
05:25

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The Word - Afghanistan

The media ignores the war in Afghanistan to cover a much more important story -- Patrick Kennedy's meltdown on Capitol Hill.
03/15/2010
06:23

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I Can't Believe It's Not Buddha - Raj Patel

The power of the Colbert Bump exceeds even Stephen's expectations when rumors speculate that Raj Patel might be the messiah.
03/15/2010
01:26

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Daylight Savings Time

If the time totalitarians don't turn the clocks back to where they belong by the first Sunday in November, there will be hell to pay.
03/15/2010
06:47

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I's on Edjukashun - Texas School Board

Eric Foner disagrees with the Texas school board's decision to give students a completely misleading view of history.
03/16/2010
04:36

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Thought for Food - Donna Simpson, Le Whif & Cat Litter

A New Jersey resident strives to be the heaviest woman alive, Le Whif makes inhalable food, and a company turns corn into cat litter.
03/16/2010
00:12

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Sign Off - Remember to Wear Green

Don't forget to wear green for St. Patrick's Day -- it really helps hides the vomit.
03/16/2010
02:09

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Barack Joe-Bama

Barack Obama shows he's an average Joe ready to get down to the hard work of passing health care by rolling up his sleeves.
03/16/2010
00:32

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Intro - 3/16/10

Stephen finds out what's in children's textbooks and discusses the ethics of science with Rebecca Skloot.
03/16/2010
05:47

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Rebecca Skloot

Rebecca Skloot discusses Henrietta Lacks, whose cells were the first to be immortal and commercialized.
03/16/2010
05:01

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Nell Irvin Painter

Nell Irvin Painter debates the meaning of white people and arm-wrestles Stephen over the Scots-Irish.
03/17/2010
04:47

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Sport Report - Vasectomies, Chess Boxing & Golf

Doctors offer March Madness vasectomy deals, chess players punch opponents in the face, and Tiger Woods hires Ari Fleischer.
03/17/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
03/17/2010
06:40

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United States Census 2010

Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
03/17/2010
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