The Colbert Report
Intro - 8/14/13
Season 9 • 08/14/2013
Small town values take a hit, and Kevin Spacey talks about his role as a scheming congressman.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - "The Better Angels of Our Nature"
Stephen reads Steven Pinker's book on how violence has declined.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Lewis Pt. 1
Civil rights pioneer John Lewis remembers the March on Washington and the 1965 Selma march.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Lewis Pt. 2
Thanks to Rosa Parks and Martin Luther King Jr., Congressman John Lewis has been getting in trouble for more than 53 years.
The Colbert ReportS9 TSA Expansion Program
Despite rises in agent misconduct, the TSA invades stadiums and passenger trains.
The Colbert ReportS9 TSA Expansion Program - Steven Pinker
Neuroscientist Steven Pinker shares his book, "The Better Angels of Our Nature: Why Violence Has Declined."
The Colbert ReportS9 Stop-and-Frisk & Mandatory Minimums
An unelected activist judge rejects New York City's stop-and-frisk program on the bizarre theory that minorities have a constitutional right not to be manhandled.
The Colbert ReportS9 People Who Are Destroying America - Johnny Cummings
Openly gay Mayor Johnny Cummings helps Vicco, KY, become the smallest U.S. town to pass an LGBT fairness ordinance.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sochi 2014 Winter Olympics
The International Olympic Committee responds to Russia's anti-gay propaganda law by asking gay athletes to knock it off for a couple of weeks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Kevin Spacey
"House of Cards" actor Kevin Spacey explains why he should get an award for TV even though his show is on the Internet.
The Colbert ReportS9 Big Mother Government
The White House hires "nudge" experts to influence Americans' behavior and to get Joe Biden to stop drinking from the toilet.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 8/14/13
Small town values come under attack, the government tries to get inside people's heads, and Kevin Spacey discusses his political drama series, "House of Cards."
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - Gag Gift
Range Resources pays a Pennsylvania family $750,000 to relocate and keep quiet about health problems they experienced near a fracking site.
The Colbert ReportS9 NSA Press Conference on Domestic Spying
Edward Snowden ruined President Obama's plan to throw a surprise transparency party.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama Rodeo Clown
There is no higher honor than having a cowboy clown wear a grotesque mask of your face while the announcer asks, "Who wants to see this guy trampled?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Richard Brodhead
Duke University President Richard Brodhead talks about his report on the humanities, "The Heart of the Matter."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Second Installment of cOlbert's Book Club
Stephen assigns anything other than "The Catcher in the Rye."
The Colbert ReportS9 Golden Age of Flammability
America tries to throw a fracking party, but some folks are ruining it with their health issues and flammable sink water.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Welcome Baby Rosta!
Stephen congratulates his crack researcher, Jen, on the birth of her daughter.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Science Project & Chemical Weapons in Syria
Stephen researches the effects of black truffle fettuccine, and Bashar al-Assad kills more than 1,400 civilians with chemical weapons.
The Colbert ReportS9 Timothy Dolan Pt. 1
Timothy Cardinal Dolan discusses his e-book, "Praying in Rome: Reflections on the Conclave and Electing Pope Francis."
You may also like5 Videos
The Daily ShowS28 Guest Host Chelsea Handler Helms The Daily Show Desk
Comedian Chelsea Handler takes over for a wild week as guest host of The Daily Show, starting Monday, February 6 at 11/10c.
South ParkS26 There's No Place Like South Park
It's feeling a lot like home on an all-new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.
Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-HeadMike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head Is Back
Your favorite Texas slackers are ready for more mayhem when Mike Judge's Beavis & Butt-Head arrives on Wednesday, February 8, at 10:30/9:30c.
South ParkS26 Brace Yourself for New South Park Adventures
Cartman, Stan, Kyle and Kenny are back for a new season of South Park, premiering Wednesday, February 8, at 10/9c.