The Colbert Report
Stephen's Science Project & Chemical Weapons in Syria
Season 9 • 09/03/2013
Stephen donates his body to science, and America has no choice but to attack Syria.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama Rodeo Clown
There is no higher honor than having a cowboy clown wear a grotesque mask of your face while the announcer asks, "Who wants to see this guy trampled?"
The Colbert ReportS9 Richard Brodhead
Duke University President Richard Brodhead talks about his report on the humanities, "The Heart of the Matter."
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Second Installment of cOlbert's Book Club
Stephen assigns anything other than "The Catcher in the Rye."
The Colbert ReportS9 Golden Age of Flammability
America tries to throw a fracking party, but some folks are ruining it with their health issues and flammable sink water.
The Colbert ReportS9 Sign Off - Welcome Baby Rosta!
Stephen congratulates his crack researcher, Jen, on the birth of her daughter.
The Colbert ReportS9 Timothy Dolan Pt. 1
Timothy Cardinal Dolan discusses his e-book, "Praying in Rome: Reflections on the Conclave and Electing Pope Francis."
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 9/3/13
Stephen returns from vacation, preps for Better Know a District and welcomes the Archbishop of New York, Timothy Dolan.
The Colbert ReportS9 Exclusive - Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan Kildee
Congressman Dan Kildee talks about running on the populist platform and aligning himself with the 99 percent.
The Colbert ReportS9 Timothy Dolan Pt. 2
Timothy Cardinal Dolan talks about Pope Francis' views on homosexuality and elaborate clothing.
The Colbert ReportS9 Better Know a District - Michigan's 5th - Dan Kildee
Freshman Congressman Dan Kildee thinks lesbian Latinas from Minnesota should have all their rights respected in the workplace.
The Colbert ReportS9 Stephen's Science Project & Chemical Weapons in Syria
Stephen researches the effects of black truffle fettuccine, and Bashar al-Assad kills more than 1,400 civilians with chemical weapons.
The Colbert ReportS9 Gary England
Meteorologist Gary England locates Tornado Alley on a map and defends residents of Oklahoma.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh - Steve Coll
Pulitzer Prize-winning writer Steve Coll details President Obama's "limited military action" plan for Syria.
The Colbert ReportS9 Perfect Polly
A plastic parakeet brings retirees all the joy of owning a real parakeet -- like chirping, perching and more chirping.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 9/4/13
Congress debates taking action in Syria, technology breeds robotic companions, and meteorologist Gary England knows tornados.
The Colbert ReportS9 Cris-Ish in Syri-Eh
Only 29% of Americans want the U.S. to attack Syria -- which, on the plus side, means that 29% of Americans know there is a place called Syria.
The Colbert ReportS9 John Prine
Folk legend John Prine recalls his time working as a mailman and explains why he's opposed to twerking.
The Colbert ReportS9 cOlbert's Book Club & The Couch Bunker
Stephen assigns any book by J.D. Salinger except "Catcher in the Rye" and touts the latest product in home protection.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 9/5/13
Christine Quinn and Bill de Blasio vie for New York City mayor, gun owners get good news, and acoustic legend John Prine joins Stephen.
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