The Colbert Report
Season 2 • 05/17/2006
Stephen collects old dimes from the audience.
The Colbert ReportS2 Body Parts for Sale
After reading an article about the black market body parts industry, Stephen has decided to auction off all of his body parts.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tyson Slocum
Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
The Colbert ReportS2 Billboard
While flipping through his latest issue of Star magazine, Stephen spotted his billboard in the background of a picture of Tom Cruise.
The Colbert ReportS2 Search for a New Black Friend
After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Democrats
After Republicans gave President Bush flack for his immigration speech, Stephen felt it was time to get them back on the same page.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/17/06
Stephen profiles Teddy Roosevelt, speaks with Jonathan Alter about America's greatest president and calls off the New Deal.
The Colbert ReportS2 Exclusive - Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
Stephen and Teddy Roosevelt discuss the origin of the "Rough Riders."
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
Stephen talks to Theodore Roosevelt about hunting, mounting, child labor and his niece, Eleanor.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jonathan Alter
Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
The Colbert ReportS2 Reagan Dimes
In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
The Colbert ReportS2 Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem -- in "English."
The Colbert ReportS2 Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles
Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - This Day in Stephen History
On this day in Stephen history, Stephen won the school science fair.
The Colbert ReportS2 Ted Daeschler
Stephen asks paleontologists Ted Daeschler why he can't just leave fossils alone to ripen into oil.
The Colbert ReportS2 Bears Eat Monkey
Monkeys, stick to your adorable scampering and tire-swinging and stop loitering in bear zones.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 5/18/06
In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to paleontologist Ted Daeschler about fossils, and the U.S. restores diplomatic relations with Libya.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Libya
Now we realize Qaddafi is just a loveable eccentric, kinda like Prince.
The Colbert ReportS2 Stone Phillips
After a montage of Stephen's greatest guests, Stone Phillips returns for a rematch of their previous gravitas-off.
The Colbert ReportS2 Helium Balloon Drop
Stephen works out the logistics of dropping a helium balloon.
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