The Colbert Report
Search for a New Black Friend
Season 2 E 65 • 05/16/2006
After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.

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01:32
The Colbert ReportS2 E64
Summaries of Summaries
After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
05/15/2006
04:32
The Colbert ReportS2 E64
Ahmadinejad's Letter
No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
05/15/2006
01:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E64
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices
A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas.
05/15/2006
03:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E64
The Word - Lunchables
Stephen doesn't see America as a melting pot. He sees it as a package of Lunchables, with separate compartments for separate views.
05/15/2006
02:37
The Colbert ReportS2 E64
All You Need to Know - Dick Cheney
Stephen tells you All You Need To Know about Dick Cheney, Chuck Hagel, Rolling Stone and hurricanes.
05/15/2006
00:37
The Colbert ReportS2 E65
Intro - 5/16/06
Steven reports on post-traumatic stress disorder caused by HBO, celebrates illegal immigrants and talks to alternative energy expert Tyson Slocum.
05/16/2006
03:58
The Colbert ReportS2 E65
The Word - Inoculation
The Surgeon General says that an HBO documentary on Baghdad may cause post-traumatic stress disorder, so you probably shouldn't watch it.
05/16/2006
02:49
The Colbert ReportS2 E65
Body Parts for Sale
After reading an article about the black market body parts industry, Stephen has decided to auction off all of his body parts.
05/16/2006
07:05
The Colbert ReportS2 E65
Tyson Slocum
Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
05/16/2006
02:26
The Colbert ReportS2 E65
Billboard
While flipping through his latest issue of Star magazine, Stephen spotted his billboard in the background of a picture of Tom Cruise.
05/16/2006
03:09
The Colbert ReportS2 E65
Search for a New Black Friend
After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.
05/16/2006
03:07
The Colbert ReportS2 E66
The Word - Democrats
After Republicans gave President Bush flack for his immigration speech, Stephen felt it was time to get them back on the same page.
05/17/2006
00:37
The Colbert ReportS2 E66
Intro - 5/17/06
Stephen profiles Teddy Roosevelt, speaks with Jonathan Alter about America's greatest president and calls off the New Deal.
05/17/2006
03:43
The Colbert ReportS2 E66
Reagan Dimes
In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
05/17/2006
00:52
The Colbert ReportS2 E66
Exclusive - Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
Stephen and Teddy Roosevelt discuss the origin of the "Rough Riders."
05/17/2006
05:39
The Colbert ReportS2 E66
Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt
Stephen talks to Theodore Roosevelt about hunting, mounting, child labor and his niece, Eleanor.
05/17/2006
00:13
The Colbert ReportS2 E66
Boycott
Stephen begins his boycott of vitamin C.
05/17/2006
06:29
The Colbert ReportS2 E66
Jonathan Alter
Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
05/17/2006
05:10
The Colbert ReportS2 E67
Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem -- in "English."
05/18/2006
03:30
The Colbert ReportS2 E67
Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles
Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills.
05/18/2006
00:07
The Colbert ReportS2 E67
Fract - This Day in Stephen History
On this day in Stephen history, Stephen won the school science fair.
05/18/2006
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