The Colbert Report

Search for a New Black Friend

Season 2 • 05/16/2006

Stephen has been betrayed by Alan.

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01:32

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Summaries of Summaries

After seeing an ad for eight-page summaries of popular business books, Stephen takes it a step further by cutting them down to just a few sentences.
05/15/2006
04:32

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Ahmadinejad's Letter

No matter what a dictator's views are, one should always disagree. For example, Hitler was a vegetarian, so Stephen is not.
05/15/2006
01:08

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Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Gas Prices

A guy pulls a truck with his ear just to save some money on gas.
05/15/2006
03:21

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The Word - Lunchables

Stephen doesn't see America as a melting pot. He sees it as a package of Lunchables, with separate compartments for separate views.
05/15/2006
02:37

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All You Need to Know - Dick Cheney

Stephen tells you All You Need To Know about Dick Cheney, Chuck Hagel, Rolling Stone and hurricanes.
05/15/2006
00:37

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Intro - 5/16/06

Steven reports on post-traumatic stress disorder caused by HBO, celebrates illegal immigrants and talks to alternative energy expert Tyson Slocum.
05/16/2006
03:58

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The Word - Inoculation

The Surgeon General says that an HBO documentary on Baghdad may cause post-traumatic stress disorder, so you probably shouldn't watch it.
05/16/2006
02:49

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Body Parts for Sale

After reading an article about the black market body parts industry, Stephen has decided to auction off all of his body parts.
05/16/2006
07:05

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Tyson Slocum

Tyson Slocum talks about alternative energy sources, and Stephen gives him the debate of his career.
05/16/2006
02:26

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Billboard

While flipping through his latest issue of Star magazine, Stephen spotted his billboard in the background of a picture of Tom Cruise.
05/16/2006
03:09

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Search for a New Black Friend

After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.
05/16/2006
03:07

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The Word - Democrats

After Republicans gave President Bush flack for his immigration speech, Stephen felt it was time to get them back on the same page.
05/17/2006
00:37

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Intro - 5/17/06

Stephen profiles Teddy Roosevelt, speaks with Jonathan Alter about America's greatest president and calls off the New Deal.
05/17/2006
03:43

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Reagan Dimes

In support of the new proposal for Ronald Reagan dimes, fellow Americans should get rid of all their old FDR dimes.
05/17/2006
00:52

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Exclusive - Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt

Stephen and Teddy Roosevelt discuss the origin of the "Rough Riders."
05/17/2006
05:39

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Better Know a President - Theodore Roosevelt

Stephen talks to Theodore Roosevelt about hunting, mounting, child labor and his niece, Eleanor.
05/17/2006
00:13

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Boycott

Stephen begins his boycott of vitamin C.
05/17/2006
06:29

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Jonathan Alter

Author Jonathan Alter calls Theodore Roosevelt the Bing Crosby of presidents; Stephen calls George W. Bush the FDR of today.
05/17/2006
05:10

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Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly

Tim Donnelly rallies 100 citizens to sing the national anthem -- in "English."
05/18/2006
03:30

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Stephen Colbert's Guardian Eagles

Today's prom is a minefield for our youth -- the sex, the gangsta rapping music, the drinking, the smoking of the grass and the smoking of the ecstasy pills.
05/18/2006
00:07

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Fract - This Day in Stephen History

On this day in Stephen history, Stephen won the school science fair.
05/18/2006
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