The Colbert Report
Search for a New Black Friend
Season 2 E 65 • 05/16/2006
After seeing his black friend, Alan, at an anti-war protest, Stephen has decided to look for a new black friend.

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05:43
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
John Stossel
John Stossel tells Stephen what's wrong with the education system and Stephen tells John what a freedom-tarian is.
01/11/2006
04:29
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
ThreatDown - Fathers and Sons
Stephen sounds the warning on dads who let their kids hang out in war zones, breeding robots, bears that aren't really hibernating and the Associated Press.
01/11/2006
01:41
The Colbert ReportS2 E3
Sign Off - Future Money
Stephen adds a piggy bank to his bookshelf and puts in a dollar for the children's future. He tells them to smash it open in 2050 and trade the dollars for the new currency.
01/11/2006
05:16
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Kenneth Miller
Kenneth Miller talks about evolution, what's so clever about God, the flu and what he likes to call the "Steve Martin Theory of Evolution."
01/12/2006
02:04
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Michael Adams' Apology
Stephen gets Michael Adams to apologize for not giving him credit for "truthiness."
01/12/2006
00:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Fract - Frnap: Monarchy
Some governments are so not evolved, it's like they have a monarchy.
01/12/2006
03:29
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
The Word - Double-Stick Tape
With the Miss America Competition reincorporating the word "Pageant" into its title, Stephen urges the rest of the world to have a little more zazz.
01/12/2006
01:17
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
The Oscars
Stephen congratulates Jon Stewart for being asked to host the Oscars, but suggests the Academy reconsider and go with a CGI version of Bob Hope.
01/12/2006
00:32
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Intro - 1/12/06
Stephen will ask evolution expert Kenneth Miller about the Lord, Congressman Steve Rothman defends New Jersey and the Miss America Pageant gets back to its roots.
01/12/2006
06:43
The Colbert ReportS2 E4
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 9th - Steven Rothman
Congressman Steve Rothman talks about New Jersey, the war in Iraq and what date movie he'd see with Stephen.
01/12/2006
02:22
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Sign Off - I Have a Dreamsicle
Stephen compares race relations to his Dreamsicle ice cream pop.
01/16/2006
00:10
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Fract - Captain North Korea
A near-mint "Captain America" is way more valuable than a near-mint "Captain North Korea."
01/16/2006
07:17
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
George Stephanopoulos
George Stephanopoulos relates politics to wrestling at Stephen's insistence.
01/16/2006
03:09
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Movies That Are Destroying America - Transamerica
Stephen expresses his disappointment in the sequel to "National Velvet."
01/16/2006
02:21
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
The Word - Cerrado!
Stephen has an elaborate idea for keeping America's borders closed, hinged on the cheap labor of illegal immigrants.
01/16/2006
00:38
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Intro - 1/16/06
Stephen will tell you how the government knows about that thing you did to that thing. You should be ashamed, and so should that thing.
01/16/2006
04:10
The Colbert ReportS2 E5
Martin Luther King Jr. Day
Martin Luther King Jr. Day is the perfect opportunity for Stephen to fire back at the privacy Gestapo.
01/16/2006
03:25
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
Age-Defying Pancakes
Pat Robertson's Age-Defying Pancakes make Stephen feel good and think clear.
01/17/2006
03:08
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
The Word - Old School
Stephen takes a look at the old school God and shows us how the new one is tougher and clearer about everything.
01/17/2006
01:14
The Colbert ReportS2 E6
The Golden Globes
Stephen's assistant had to give him the details on Reese Witherspoon, Steve Carrell and Harrison Ford at the Golden Globes.
01/17/2006
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