The Colbert ReportS8 E119Mitt Romney's Victory Retreat & Democrats' Convention Deficit
While things are sunny with a chance of cash for the GOP, Democrats' financial forecast is partly cloudy with a chance of fighting a seagull for half a hotdog bun.
The Colbert ReportS8 E119Sign Off - Oreo Cookie Plate
Stephen rethinks licking an Oreo cookie.
The Colbert ReportS8 E119Melinda Gates
Philanthropist Melinda Gates discusses foreign aid, her philosophy on contraception, and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation's global family planning summit.
The Colbert ReportS8 E119Rainbow-Stuffed Gay Pride Oreo
No matter how innocent America's foodstuff may seem, every morsel should be fraught with divisive partisan meaning.
The Colbert ReportS7 Colbert Super PAC Treasure Hunt Solution
The hunt for the antique silver turtle is over, as the solution to the treasure hunt is revealed by the the Colbert Super PAC official master of enigmas.
The Colbert ReportS8 E120Obamacare & The Broccoli Argument - Emily Bazelon
By the time Mitt Romney becomes president and gets Congress to repeal Obamacare, it might be 2014 and people might like it.
The Colbert ReportS8 E120John Roberts' Obamacare Swing Vote
John Roberts' health care vote is the worst betrayal since Benedict Arnold teamed up with Judas to stab Caesar right in the croutons.
The Colbert ReportS8 E120Obamacare & The Broccoli Argument
There is nothing stopping Barack Obama from making Americans gay-marry an illegal immigrant wearing a condom, in a hydroponic pot farm powered by solar energy.
The Colbert ReportS8 E120Colbert Super PAC - Super Fun Pack Treasure Finder
Stephen honors Colbert Super PAC Super Fun Pack's treasure finder, Dan Stough, with an antique silver turtle bell.
The Colbert ReportS8 E120Aaron Sorkin
Academy Award-winning screenwriter Aaron Sorkin talks about the golden age of news, "The West Wing" and what makes America the greatest country.
The Colbert ReportS8 E120Cable News Gaffe on Obamacare Supreme Court Ruling
The Supreme Court rules Obamacare constitutional, despite CNN and Fox's opposite breaking news.
The Colbert ReportS8 E121Mitt Romney's Retroactive Retirement from Bain Capital
If Barack Obama wins the presidential race, Mitt Romney can just say he retroactively retired from it in 2009.
The Colbert ReportS8 E121Intro - 7/16/12
Mitt Romney faces questions about his resume, people get their coffee in new ways, and Anne-Marie Slaughter explains why women can't have it all.
The Colbert ReportS8 E121TomKat's Divorce & Anderson Cooper's Sexual Orientation
The thetan inhabiting Katie Holmes isn't getting any younger, and torso-American Anderson Cooper could have had perfect caramel-mocha babies.
The Colbert ReportS8 E121Sign Off - Smiles or Whatever
Stephen hopes The Report incited smiles.
The Colbert ReportS8 E121Thought for Food - Caffeine Edition - Funeral Home Starbucks & Car Coffee Makers
Nothing soothes the pain of losing a loved one like your eulogy being drowned out by Starbucks employees making frappachinos.
The Colbert ReportS8 E121Anne-Marie Slaughter
Princeton University professor Anne-Marie Slaughter stresses that women need better job choices, ones that equally accommodate a family and full career.
The Colbert ReportS8 E122Who's Honoring Me Now? - Philadelphia's Rosenbach Museum and Library
Rosenbach Museum curator Derick Dreher doubts that a Bud Light Lime bottle played an important role in the creation of Stephen's "I Am a Pole (And So Can You!)" manuscript.
The Colbert ReportS8 E122Nas
Nas shares his passion for rapping, thoughts on retirement, and the inspiration behind his 10th album cover.
The Colbert ReportS8 E122Nevada's "None of the Above" Is Fearsome Foe for GOP
The whole message of Mitt Romney's campaign is "I'm not Barack Obama," while a Nevada foe demonstrates all the conservative credentials Mitt lacks.