The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Weakened Getaway
Season 8 E 41 • 10/06/2003
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03:09
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E3
Atomic Crock
President Bush was using intelligence that was faulty at best, and a lie at worst.
07/10/2003
00:31
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E4
Moment of Zen - U.N. Resolutions
Donald Rumsfeld thinks Saddam Hussein is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il because he violated U.N. resolutions.
07/14/2003
03:04
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E4
Headlines - Meet the Press
Saddam Hussein and Kim Jong-il are both evil despots who do terrible things and hurt their own people, but Hussein lied to the United Nations.
07/14/2003
05:26
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E4
Angelina Jolie
Jon wants to know if he can have Angelina Jolie's kid.
07/14/2003
02:10
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E4
Produce Pete with Steve Carell - Watercress
Steve Carell informs us that watercress is a remedy against bowel tumors.
07/14/2003
05:12
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E4
Lies of the Machines
Rob Corddry researches new technologies and the machines that may take over our society.
07/14/2003
02:45
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E4
Notoriously B.I.G.
Kraft Foods -- the people who invented the Triple-Stuffed Oreo -- are suddenly interested in public health.
07/14/2003
06:15
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E5
Gary Hart Pt. 1
After calling for a Department for Homeland Security and warning of a terrorist attack in 1999, Gary Hart says America still has a long way to go.
07/15/2003
03:16
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E5
Homeland Bureaucracy
Rob Corddry is excited about the symbolic, non-bureaucratic changes afoot in the Department for Homeland Security.
07/15/2003
02:57
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E5
Nnnggehhh... - Director of Homeland Security
The figurehead Department of Homeland Security unveils a urine-free new logo and tries to get bumped closer to the presidency.
07/15/2003
02:41
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E5
Gary Hart Pt. 2
Gary Hart feels George W. Bush is an inept leader but he doesn't have the $250 million to take him on in 2004.
07/15/2003
03:02
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E5
Mess O'Potamia - Darn Intelligence
George W. Bush has full faith in the darn good intelligence America has at its disposal.
07/15/2003
01:37
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E5
Intro - Barbara Walters
Jon Stewart apologizes for incorrectly reporting Barbara Walters's status as a drunken whore.
07/15/2003
00:11
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E5
Moment of Zen - Hurricane Claudette
A CNN reporter apologizes for not being able to withstand hurricane force rain in the face.
07/15/2003
02:48
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E6
Black Voters
Black people aren't going to vote republican just because Dick Gephardt missed their convention.
07/16/2003
01:16
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E6
Jon Magazine
In the latest issue of Jon Magazine, Stephen Colbert shows you the top ten places to bang your old lady.
07/16/2003
02:47
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E6
Democrats 2004: Race from the White House - NAACP Convention
Lieberman, Gephardt and Kucinich are no-shows at the NAACP's annual convention.
07/16/2003
02:58
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E6
Ad Nauseam - Hygiene Products
Advertisers try to sell you products for your disgusting body without making you sick.
07/16/2003
05:34
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E6
Rowan Atkinson
Rowan Atkinson has come to conquer America with his maxi-movie.
07/16/2003
01:49
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS8 E6
Hurricane Coverage
Hurricanes are very serious, but news teams have fancy equipment and lots of people to track their every move.
07/16/2003
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