The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Weakened Getaway

Season 8 • 10/06/2003

A human shield takes a $10,000 vacation to Iraq.

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Rob Lowe

Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
10/02/2003
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Moment of Zen - Champion for the Women

Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to prove that he is a champion for the women.
10/02/2003
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Human Shield in Iraq

A preview of Ed Helms' piece about a human shield in Iraq.
10/02/2003
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A Farewell to Arms

Rest assured, if there are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, they will whip it.
10/02/2003
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Creed Isn't Good

A frivolous lawsuit against the band Creed is the biggest case for tort reform this 11 year old has ever seen.
10/02/2003
02:34

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The Recall Process

Don't let the fact that the president was almost killed by a pretzel and now, a scooter, worry you.
10/06/2003
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...mmm Kay?

U.S. Chief Weapons Inspector David Kay hasn't found any WMD in Iraq yet, but he did wash his hands after using the bathroom.
10/06/2003
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Applause

Gray Davis' campaign rally was less than exciting, but in all fairness his confetti cannon was in the shop.
10/06/2003
05:54

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Michael Moore

The only question on the ballot to recall Michael Moore as an elected member of the Board of Education: "Should we run this bastard out of town on a rail?"
10/06/2003
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Moment of Zen - We're Not Gonna Take It

Dee Snyder and Arnold Schwarzenegger are not gonna take it anymore.
10/06/2003
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Weakened Getaway

If you're traveling to Iraq to be a human shield, make sure to use a reliable Internet travel site.
10/06/2003
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Mary Carey Headquarters

Rob Corddry reports from adult film actress Mary Carey's headquarters, where a mystery develops over a delivery man and a pizza.
10/07/2003
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Arnold is Governor

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new governor of California, so Jon is going to have a Wiener Schnitzel.
10/07/2003
01:28

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Hitler Groper

Stephen Colbert announces Arnold Schwarzenegger has been accused of inappropriately touching Hitler.
10/07/2003
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Nutz Election Center

Stephen Colbert explains the California governor's campaign is over, but the vote counting and the court challenges are just beginning.
10/07/2003
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We're Not Going to Take It

The California vote caps a final flurry of campaigning by Arnold Schwarzenegger, who's been barnstorming the state to the tune of his campaign song.
10/07/2003
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Profiling the Races

Steve Carell reports on which ethnic group will play the pivotal role in the California vote.
10/07/2003
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Re-Decision 2003 - The California Recall

Jon keeps tabs on the correspondents covering all 135 gubernatorial candidates throughout California.
10/07/2003
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Arianna Huffington

Arianna Huffington explains how Arnold Schwarzenegger won by such a large margin.
10/07/2003
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Coleman Headquarters

Ed Helms is outside Gary Coleman headquarters to report that he is not a large man.
10/07/2003
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Governor Schwarzenegger?

Ronny Cox, Marc Singer and Robert Amstler discuss the possibility of Schwarzenegger as the governor of California.
10/07/2003
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