The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Farewell to Arms

Season 8 • 10/02/2003

The CIA makes a statement that could have been made anytime in the last 22 years.

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00:54

Intro - Job Market
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The bad news is that Ford and Chrysler announce job cuts. The good news is that at this pace, the entire nation will be unemployed.
10/01/2003
02:19

Headlines - The Gleaning Cuba
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Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is home to some of America's biggest security threats, and those are just the people who work there.
10/01/2003
03:17

CIA Leak?
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The revelation that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife is a CIA operative came as a shocking disclosure to everybody, particularly one Joseph Wilson.
10/01/2003
03:00

As You Leak It
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The Bush administration exposes a spy in our midst. Unfortunately, she works for us.
10/01/2003
03:59

Bizarre Vagina Request
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Although they did not, The Daily Show wishes they came up with the saying "bizarre vagina request."
10/02/2003
04:04

Old Debate Revisited
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You don't try to put erroneous information in a speech for a joint session of congress. That would be insane.
10/02/2003
05:35

Rob Lowe
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Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
10/02/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Champion for the Women
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to prove that he is a champion for the women.
10/02/2003
00:53

Human Shield in Iraq
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A preview of Ed Helms' piece about a human shield in Iraq.
10/02/2003
04:22

Creed Isn't Good
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A frivolous lawsuit against the band Creed is the biggest case for tort reform this 11 year old has ever seen.
10/02/2003
00:52

A Farewell to Arms
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Rest assured, if there are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, they will whip it.
10/02/2003
02:34

The Recall Process
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Don't let the fact that the president was almost killed by a pretzel and now, a scooter, worry you.
10/06/2003
02:32

...mmm Kay?
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U.S. Chief Weapons Inspector David Kay hasn't found any WMD in Iraq yet, but he did wash his hands after using the bathroom.
10/06/2003
04:16

Applause
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Gray Davis' campaign rally was less than exciting, but in all fairness his confetti cannon was in the shop.
10/06/2003
04:21

Weakened Getaway
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If you're traveling to Iraq to be a human shield, make sure to use a reliable Internet travel site.
10/06/2003
05:54

Michael Moore
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The only question on the ballot to recall Michael Moore as an elected member of the Board of Education: "Should we run this bastard out of town on a rail?"
10/06/2003
00:23

Moment of Zen - We're Not Gonna Take It
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Dee Snyder and Arnold Schwarzenegger are not gonna take it anymore.
10/06/2003
01:28

Mary Carey Headquarters
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Rob Corddry reports from adult film actress Mary Carey's headquarters, where a mystery develops over a delivery man and a pizza.
10/07/2003
00:25

Arnold is Governor
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Arnold Schwarzenegger is the new governor of California, so Jon is going to have a Wiener Schnitzel.
10/07/2003
01:28

Hitler Groper
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Stephen Colbert announces Arnold Schwarzenegger has been accused of inappropriately touching Hitler.
10/07/2003
01:09

Nutz Election Center
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Stephen Colbert explains the California governor's campaign is over, but the vote counting and the court challenges are just beginning.
10/07/2003
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