The Colbert Report
Intro - 11/7/12
Season 9 E 21 • 11/07/2012
Stephen copes with the election results.

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03:37
The Colbert ReportS9 E20
Senate Races & State Referenda
Key Senate elections disprove old political adages, and Los Angeles County decides on burdensome regulations for the porn industry.
11/06/2012
02:05
The Colbert ReportS9 E20
Sign Off - Election Reflections
With the election over, does America lance the boil of hyper-partisanship or let it callus over into a civic abscess lodged in the national soul?
11/06/2012
06:26
The Colbert ReportS9 E20
Andrew Sullivan
Editor Andrew Sullivan believes that Europe will follow Barack Obama's national employment strategies and hopes for a civil war within the Republican Party.
11/06/2012
02:23
The Colbert ReportS9 E20
The Colbert Report Election 2012 - Who Will Replace Obama? '012
Stephen celebrates his mom's birthday and can't wait to palp the palpable election night excitement.
11/06/2012
04:25
The Colbert ReportS9 E21
Four More Years of Hopey Change
Even though Barack Obama lost in big red states, he is reelected due to a technicality called the Constitution.
11/07/2012
04:58
The Colbert ReportS9 E21
Doris Kearns Goodwin
Pulitzer Prize winner Doris Kearns Goodwin tells one of Abraham Lincoln's dirty stories and quotes some of history's presidential losers.
11/07/2012
04:20
The Colbert ReportS9 E21
Wind Power's Health Hazards
Wind turbine syndrome might just seem like a collection of unrelated health complaints to the untrained eye, but untrained eye is also a symptom of wind turbine syndrome.
11/07/2012
01:59
The Colbert ReportS9 E21
Nontraditional Non-White America
Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly claims that the presidential election wasn't decided by a "traditional" America, and MSNBC's Donny Deutsch reveals changing Senate demographics.
11/07/2012
04:21
The Colbert ReportS9 E21
Polling Irregularities & Vote-by-Phone Scam
Liberals across the country pull tricks at polling sites while robo-calls inform seniors that they can vote a day late.
11/07/2012
00:12
The Colbert ReportS9 E21
Sign Off - Solace in a Bottle
Stephen nurses a Bud Light Lime in silence.
11/07/2012
00:17
The Colbert ReportS9 E21
Intro - 11/7/12
Stephen copes with the election results.
11/07/2012
07:43
The Colbert ReportS9 E22
Difference Makers - Stephen Dick Jr.
New York State slams an exotic dance club with back taxes, but owner Stephen Dick Jr. petitions for an arts exemption.
11/08/2012
02:04
The Colbert ReportS9 E22
Nor'easter & Mitt Romney
The nor'easter is so powerful it wiped out the region's supply of t's and h's, and voters continue to stand with Mitt until Florida is counted.
11/08/2012
00:34
The Colbert ReportS9 E22
Intro - 11/8/12
Art is a three-letter word for something unfortunate, scientists study friendship, and MSNBC host Rachel Maddow skips her show for The Report.
11/08/2012
00:06
The Colbert ReportS9 E22
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
11/08/2012
05:56
The Colbert ReportS9 E22
Rachel Maddow
The MSNBC host talks about conservative election coverage and shares her book, "Drift: The Unmooring of American Military Power."
11/08/2012
04:32
The Colbert ReportS9 E22
The Plight of Platonic Relationships
Men are much more attracted to their female friends than vice versa -- and also more attracted to female acquaintances, female strangers and pictures of women on billboards.
11/08/2012
02:58
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa's Pipe
Anti-smoking activist Pamela McColl edits out two verses in "T'was the Night Before Christmas," but Santa needs his vice to unwind.
11/12/2012
04:10
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Karl Rove & Jon Stewart
Billionaires go after Karl Rove's thumbs, while anonymous, scary Colbert Super PAC SHH! donors trace Jon Stewart and Stephen.
11/12/2012
05:27
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
Ken Burns
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
11/12/2012
04:54
The Colbert ReportS9 E23
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Secret Second 501c4 - Trevor Potter
Stephen learns how to give Colbert Super PAC money to himself and thereby hide it forever from all eyes and use it in a way that he wishes.
11/12/2012
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