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Nor'easter & Mitt Romney
Season 9 • 11/08/2012
The election and nor'easter hurt Romney's momentum -- but not his iPhone app, "With Mitt."
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04:20
The Colbert Report
S9
Wind Power's Health Hazards
Wind turbine syndrome might just seem like a collection of unrelated health complaints to the untrained eye, but untrained eye is also a symptom of wind turbine syndrome.
11/07/2012
01:59
The Colbert Report
S9
Nontraditional Non-White America
Papa Bear Bill O'Reilly claims that the presidential election wasn't decided by a "traditional" America, and MSNBC's Donny Deutsch reveals changing Senate demographics.
11/07/2012
00:17
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 11/7/12
Stephen copes with the election results.
11/07/2012
04:21
The Colbert Report
S9
Polling Irregularities & Vote-by-Phone Scam
Liberals across the country pull tricks at polling sites while robo-calls inform seniors that they can vote a day late.
11/07/2012
00:12
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S9
Sign Off - Solace in a Bottle
Stephen nurses a Bud Light Lime in silence.
11/07/2012
07:43
The Colbert Report
S9
Difference Makers - Stephen Dick Jr.
New York State slams an exotic dance club with back taxes, but owner Stephen Dick Jr. petitions for an arts exemption.
11/08/2012
00:34
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 11/8/12
Art is a three-letter word for something unfortunate, scientists study friendship, and MSNBC host Rachel Maddow skips her show for The Report.
11/08/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
11/08/2012
05:56
The Colbert Report
S9
Rachel Maddow
The MSNBC host talks about conservative election coverage and shares her book, "Drift: The Unmooring of American Military Power."
11/08/2012
04:32
The Colbert Report
S9
The Plight of Platonic Relationships
Men are much more attracted to their female friends than vice versa -- and also more attracted to female acquaintances, female strangers and pictures of women on billboards.
11/08/2012
02:04
The Colbert Report
S9
Nor'easter & Mitt Romney
The nor'easter is so powerful it wiped out the region's supply of t's and h's, and voters continue to stand with Mitt until Florida is counted.
11/08/2012
02:58
The Colbert Report
S9
Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Santa's Pipe
Anti-smoking activist Pamela McColl edits out two verses in "T'was the Night Before Christmas," but Santa needs his vice to unwind.
11/12/2012
04:10
The Colbert Report
S9
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Karl Rove & Jon Stewart
Billionaires go after Karl Rove's thumbs, while anonymous, scary Colbert Super PAC SHH! donors trace Jon Stewart and Stephen.
11/12/2012
05:27
The Colbert Report
S9
Ken Burns
The famous filmmaker talks about the Dust Bowl's devastation and the 1989 Central Park jogger case involving five innocent teens.
11/12/2012
04:54
The Colbert Report
S9
Colbert Super PAC SHH! - Secret Second 501c4 - Trevor Potter
Stephen learns how to give Colbert Super PAC money to himself and thereby hide it forever from all eyes and use it in a way that he wishes.
11/12/2012
03:01
The Colbert Report
S9
David Petraeus's "All In" Affair
CIA Director David Petraeus has an improper relationship with his biographer, which puts every biographer and subject, including Lincoln, under suspicion.
11/12/2012
04:20
The Colbert Report
S9
2072: Race to the White Orb
The 2016 presidential election is really pre-heating up, but America needs to know the favorites for 2020 and 2072.
11/13/2012
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
11/13/2012
06:48
The Colbert Report
S9
Tip/Wag - Pranab Mukherjee, Brazilian Scientists, Sonia Sotomayor
The Hindu festival of lights follows liberal orders, Brazil researchers cure erectile dysfunction in rats, and Justice Sonia Sotomayor knocks princesses.
11/13/2012
04:39
The Colbert Report
S9
Newt Gingrich Pt. 1
The former presidential candidate explores historical fiction, George Washington's leadership and America's future moon base.
11/13/2012
00:29
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 11/13/12
Government officials become role models, and former Speaker Newt Gingrich discusses his novel, "Victory at Yorktown."
11/13/2012
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