The Colbert Report
Nor'easter & Mitt Romney
Season 9 E 22 • 11/08/2012
The nor'easter is so powerful it wiped out the region's supply of t's and h's, and voters continue to stand with Mitt until Florida is counted.

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Nor'easter & Mitt Romney
The nor'easter is so powerful it wiped out the region's supply of t's and h's, and voters continue to stand with Mitt until Florida is counted.
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