The Colbert Report
War on Halloween - Costume Swapping & Jesus Ween
Season 8 • 10/26/2011
Environmentalists call for costume swapping, and Texas Christians create a Halloween alternative.
Intro - 10/25/11The Colbert ReportS8
A new Herman Cain ad goes viral, Occupy Wall Street gets a corporate backer, and Susan Saladoff discusses her documentary on frivolous lawsuits.
Flogging the Americone DreamThe Colbert ReportS8
Ben & Jerry's endorses Occupy Wall Street, and Stephen calls on Colbert Nation to reclaim its place atop Ice Cream Mountain.
Steve Jobs' BiographyThe Colbert ReportS8
As with the iPhone and iPad, Stephen was the first in line to buy Steve Jobs' biography.
Sign Off - Enjoying Americone DreamThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen savors spoonfuls of Americone Dream and says goodnight.
Herman Cain's Campaign AdThe Colbert ReportS8
Herman Cain's ad sends the message that he doesn't just want to be the president of the United States, he wants to be the president of flavor country.
Whales Aren't PeopleThe Colbert ReportS8
PETA files a lawsuit claiming that whale performers have Constitutional rights.
Taylor BranchThe Colbert ReportS8
Pulitzer Prize-winning author Taylor Branch describes the NCAA as a cartel that hoards the billions of dollars generated by unpaid college athletes.
Intro - 10/26/11The Colbert ReportS8
A new immigration law has unintended consequences, Halloween horror strikes, and Taylor Branch believes that college athletes should get paid.
Alabama's Migrant WorkersThe Colbert ReportS8
Alabama tries to free up farm jobs for Americans by strengthening immigration laws, but there's a small hiccup in the plan.
Sign Off - Don't Buy These BooksThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen calls on Colbert Nation not to buy The Report's writing staff's books "Sad Monsters" and "Bad for the Jews."
War on Halloween - Costume Swapping & Jesus WeenThe Colbert ReportS8
Planet huggers turn America's Almond Joy into almond shame, and a Christian group in Texas hands out Bibles instead of candy.
Sport Report - NFL Fines & Colbert Super PAC's Second NBA Lockout AdThe Colbert ReportS8
The NFL fines Troy Polamalu for concussion-dialing his wife on the sideline, and Stephen debuts the second pro-NBA-owner Colbert Super PAC ad.
Toby KeithThe Colbert ReportS8
Country music star Toby Keith takes on globalization and helps Stephen get the "ho"s out of America.
Intro - 10/27/11The Colbert ReportS8
Police crack down on Occupy Wall Street protesters, new developments emerge from the NBA lockout, and country musician Toby Keith discusses his USO shows.
Shockupy Wall Street FadThe Colbert ReportS8
Occupy Wall Street protesters have a right to peacefully assemble, and the police have a right to disassemble them into pieces.
Neil MacGregorThe Colbert ReportS8
Director of the British Museum Neil MacGregor explores the significance of historical objects.
Sexy Costume DiscriminationThe Colbert ReportS8
How dare costume-makers single out women for debasing when guys would love to get slutty, too.
Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Colbert Occupies Occupy Wall Street Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS8
Stephen heads to Wall Street to gain the trust of Occupy Wall Street protesters and take over the movement.
Tip/Wag - Gun Freedom & Healthcare BarteringThe Colbert ReportS8
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker allows concealed weapons in the state capitol building, and True North lets low-income patients trade services for healthcare.
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