The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?
Season 5 • 06/28/2001
Grocery clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets.
Moment of Zen - Hollarin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A woman contestant at a South Carolina hollarin' contest.
Jet Li FlinchThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Meeting Jet Li backstage makes Jon very nervous.
Horse Case ScenarioThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A horse gives birth to a freak of nature and South Dakota is with '"stupid."
NBA DraftThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Stephen Colbert insists that the NBA minimum age requirement should be no higher than 18 or 13, because kids at that age are going to need the cash.
Bridget FondaThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
A tired Bridget Fonda visits a tired Jon to discuss impish co-star Jet Li and how she sees her words mistranslated in the French city of Montreal.
We Love Showbiz - Stone's DragonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
The New York Post breaks how Julia Roberts breaks up with her husband, and Steve and Nancy love Angelina Jolie's and Sharon Stone's vagina.
Moment of Zen - Angelina LipsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Nancy Walls fake interviews Angelina Jolie on her new movie Tomb Raider, and tries to emulate those famous lips.
Were You Aware? - John RockerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Corks are popping in Georgia as ace relief pitcher John Rocker is traded to the Cleveland Indians one year after denigrating immigrants and homosexuals.
Recap - WizardsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Washington Wizards #1 draft pick Kwame Brown reminds Jon of his own experiences in high school.
Headlines - Kid 'N' PlayThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Giant teenagers dominate the NBA Draft, where tiny Jewish NBA commissioner David Stern welcomes Kwame Brown, and Jon is disappointed with his position.
Headlines - Secret Papers or Plastic?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS5
Ex-army colonel and grocery store clerk George Trofimoff is bagged for selling secrets to the Soviet Union during the Cold War and is jailed 33 years later.
Condit ErrThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Sadly, the full extent of Congressman Gary Condit and the missing Chandra Levy's sexual affair is unknown.
Headlines - National Lampoon's VacationThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
President George W. Bush goes golfing on vacation, and Congressman Gary Condit confesses to a relationship with a missing Washington, D.C. intern.
Sean HayesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Sean Hayes examines Jon Stewart's index cards for the interview and it says: "Jack is really gay."
Intro - Battlefield WorstThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Jon Stewart's latest vacation was not scheduled, he was just saddened after watching the movie, "Battlefield Earth."
Moment of Zen - ConcernThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
President George W. Bush picks at his shoes and expresses concern about extremism.
Ad Nauseam - Sex SellsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Before seeing a new PETA ad, Steve Carell used to have to go to Germany to see hardcore cats.
Other News - See B.S.The Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
There's nudity on the "Tiffany Network" when housemates lick whipped cream off each other in a hot tub.
Spice GirlsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
Victoria Beckham wonders why the audience laughs at Jon; she doesn't think he's that funny.
Lord Viper ScorpionThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS6
With their new nudity content on the "Big Brother 2" website, CBS is out of their realm of expertise.
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