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Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 9 • 06/04/2013

Stephen blows a kiss.

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Redemption for All
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Somebody before Pope Francis should have mentioned that believing in God was optional when it comes to getting into Heaven.
05/23/2013
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Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/03/2013
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05:10

TrackingPoint Rifle
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Because the TrackingPoint rifle comes complete with its own built-in Wi-Fi server, hunters can track their prey even if it leaves the Starbucks.
06/03/2013
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01:17

Stephen's Week Off
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Stephen promises to report on the big news stories he missed as soon as he cares.
06/03/2013
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08:19

Better Know a District - Wisconsin's 2nd - Mark Pocan
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Freshman Democratic Congressman Mark Pocan doubts that the Hunger Games are included in the Obamacare bill.
06/03/2013
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John Dingell
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The longest-serving congressman in American history explains how Washington has changed over the last 80 years.
06/03/2013
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06:43

Tip/Wag - Google Glass, "The Lone Ranger" & 3D Printed Food
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Google bans pornography on its futuristic glasses, Disney creates a gritty Western reboot, and 3D printers bake pizzas.
06/04/2013
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04:10

IRS Political Targeting & Line Dancing Scandals
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Conservative donors speak out about their audits, and IRS employees learn to line dance on the taxpayer's dime.
06/04/2013
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05:44

Alex Gibney
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Academy Award-winning director Alex Gibney discusses Bradley Manning's WikiLeaks trial and the Obama administration's crackdown on whistleblowers.
06/04/2013
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04:08

Michele Bachmann's Last Term
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Michele Bachmann announces her retirement in a web video recorded at the Sears portrait studio.
06/04/2013
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00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
06/04/2013
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05:36

Jonathan Alter
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Jonathan Alter explains how Barack Obama's young geek volunteers crushed Mitt Romney's "Mad Men" campaign during the 2012 election.
06/05/2013
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04:22

Monsanto's Modified Wheat - Laurie Garrett
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Science journalist Laurie Garrett explains how Senator Roy Blunt's Farmer Assurance Provision protects Monsanto and its zombie wheat.
06/05/2013
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03:42

Monsanto's Modified Wheat
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Monsanto swears it destroyed all its genetically modified wheat from 2005 -- and to make sure no one ever found the remains, they buried that wheat in a field.
06/05/2013
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03:27

Commando of Steel
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Superman's costume in "Man of Steel" clearly shows the outline of his Fortress of Solitude.
06/05/2013
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00:09

Sign Off - Amber Waves of Frankengrain
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Stephen strokes a bushel of genetically modified wheat.
06/05/2013
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02:53

Photojournalists vs. iPhones
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The Chicago Sun-Times lays off its entire photography department and requires its reporters to learn iPhone camera basics.
06/05/2013
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00:39

Intro - 6/5/13
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Food engineering goes haywire, photojournalism receives bad news, and Jonathan Alter shares his book on Barack Obama's relationship with Republicans.
06/05/2013
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04:19

John Mellencamp, Stephen King & T Bone Burnett - Pt. 1
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John Mellencamp, Stephen King and T Bone Burnett reveal the inspiration behind their Southern gothic, supernatural musical.
06/06/2013
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04:53

NSA Phone Surveillance
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The Nation Security Agency collects millions of phone records from Verizon, and unlike during the Bush administration, this time it's the Obama administration.
06/06/2013
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02:58

John Mellencamp, Stephen King & T Bone Burnett - Pt. 2
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Out of Stephen King, John Mellencamp and T Bone Burnett, T Bone is the only person with social skills.
06/06/2013
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