The Colbert Report

Vampire Weekend

Season 6 • 06/03/2010

Stephen debates the members of Vampire Weekend on the necessity of the Oxford comma.

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Tip/Wag - Foxconn, Charles Taylor & Naomi Campbell

Foxconn makes their workers sign a non-suicide pact, and prosecutors call for Naomi Campbell to testify against Charles Taylor.
06/02/2010
04:21

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Japan's Special Election - Kazuo Myazaki

Stephen endorses Disembodied Japanese Robot Mouth for Japan's next prime minister and tests Kazuo Myazaki on who he thinks will win.
06/02/2010
06:35

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Lisa Miller

Lisa Miller says the problem with the popular belief about Heaven right now is that God isn't there.
06/02/2010
00:19

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Sign Off - Parting Gifts for Kazuo Myazaki

Stephen checks in with Kazuo Myazaki and offers him some lovely parting gifts.
06/02/2010
00:31

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Intro - 6/2/10

Stephen shows shocking footage of someone working in Spain, and Lisa Miller spends seven minutes in Heaven.
06/02/2010
02:52

The Colbert ReportS6
Craziest F#?ing Thing I've Ever Heard - Gored Bullfighter

Famed bullfighter Julio Aparicio gets gored in the throat so deep that the bull's horn comes out of his mouth.
06/02/2010
02:13

The Colbert ReportS6
Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - iPad Suit Pocket

While the Wall Street Journal was ignoring Stephen's contribution to men's fashion, he invented a new kind of pocket.
06/03/2010
03:20

The Colbert ReportS6
Crude & Unusual

The nuclear option isn't guaranteed to work and would violate international treaties, but it would turn the ocean floor into glass.
06/03/2010
00:28

The Colbert ReportS6
Intro - 6/3/10

Stephen visits the offices of Consumer Reports, and Vampire Weekend makes a rare vampire weeknight appearance.
06/03/2010
07:07

The Colbert ReportS6
Who's Watching the Watchdog? - Liam McCormack

Liam McCormack admits that Consumer Reports has never tested whether or not being electrocuted by a toaster makes you immune to electricity.
06/03/2010
04:26

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Vampire Weekend

Stephen reads Vampire Weekend "The Elements of Style" to prove the necessity of the Oxford comma.
06/03/2010
01:41

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Charity Begins at 11:30

Bing offers to donate $2,500 to a charity of Stephen's choice every time he says the word "bing."
06/07/2010
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Intro - 6/7/10

Every order of shrimp from Louisiana comes pre-blackened, and Jonathan Alter reviews President Obama's first year.
06/07/2010
01:16

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Sign Off - Gulf of America Fund

The Colbert Nation Gulf of America Fund is the one time you want to hear that a charity is skimming money from the top.
06/07/2010
08:02

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Oil's Well That Never Ends

Stephen shows President Obama how to appear angry over the oil spill by ripping off his sleeves and beating up BP CEO Tony Hayward.
06/07/2010
03:28

The Colbert ReportS6
Oil Spill Rage - James Carville

James Carville knows who to blame for the BP oil spill and explains how President Obama should respond to the crisis.
06/07/2010
05:06

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Jonathan Alter

Jonathan Alter believes that President Obama made history right after coming into office by preventing another Great Depression.
06/07/2010
05:24

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The Word - P.R.-mageddon

As long as Tony Hayward stays the public face of BP, he'll draw the stink off the rest of the company.
06/08/2010
01:58

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Obama's Whoomp! There It Is Controversy

Hawaii needs to release Obama's official government rap certificate to prove he was not a member of the Tag Team crew.
06/08/2010
00:05

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Sign Off - The Most Useless Machine

Stephen signs off with the most useless machine.
06/08/2010
05:52

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Mark Frauenfelder

Mark Frauenfelder demonstrates an all-knowing Twitter orb, the most useless machine and a cigar-box guitar.
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