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Arizona GOP Debate

Season 8 • 02/23/2012

At the 20th GOP debate, Mitt Romney gives whatever answer he wants, regardless of the question.

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Douchebag Showdown

Prince Creme Brawlee of Monaco makes the mistake of getting in the face of all-American super-douche Adam Hock and pays the price.
02/21/2012
02:28

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Better Know a District - California's 8th

In 1906, an earthquake struck California's 8th district, leveling San Francisco and marking the last time anyone could afford to live there without six roommates.
02/22/2012
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Intro - 2/22/12

Lent gets off to a thunderous start, corporations know too much about consumers, and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi joins Stephen.
02/22/2012
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Stephen's Lenten Sacrifice

As America's most famous Catholic, Stephen must set a good example during Lent.
02/22/2012
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The Word - Surrender to a Buyer Power

By using predictive analytics, Target doesn't just track when customers buy sheets, they know what customers are doing between the sheets.
02/22/2012
08:13

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Nancy Pelosi

House Democratic Leader Nancy Pelosi believes that super PACs threaten American democracy and that Citizens United should be overturned.
02/22/2012
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Sign Off - Conquistador Sacrifice

Stephen refuses to break Lent by high fiving a persistent conquistador.
02/22/2012
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Wheat Thins Sponsortunity

While Wheat Thins is a snack for anyone actively seeking experiences, those experiences should not include eating 17 crackers in one sitting.
02/23/2012
03:50

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Placido Domingo

Spanish tenor Placido Domingo talks about his world-famous production of "Tosca" and explains why women find tenors so captivating.
02/23/2012
05:10

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Posthumous Mormon Baptism

Holocaust survivor Elie Wiesel calls on Mitt Romney to end the Mormon practice of posthumously baptizing Jews.
02/23/2012
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Arizona GOP Debate

At the GOP presidential debate in Arizona, Mitt Romney slaps down Rick Santorum's accusation that Romneycare led to Obamacare.
02/23/2012
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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
02/27/2012
06:57

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Mitt Romney's & Rick Santorum's Michigan Campaigns

Mitt Romney connects with empty seats, and Rick Santorum promotes the real American Dream of future generations having less opportunity.
02/27/2012
05:21

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Peggielene Bartels

Peggielene Bartels describes the Ghanaian libation ritual and discusses her achievements as the king of Otuam.
02/27/2012
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Intro - 2/28/12

High gas prices could hurt Barack Obama's re-election campaign, the Girl Scouts might have a secret agenda, and Ross Eisenbrey considers labor issues.
02/28/2012
05:38

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Rising Oil Prices - John Kilduff

With the economy on the upswing, Barack Obama's approval rating soars, but one thing could put the breaks on his momentum.
02/28/2012
04:12

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Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Bob Morris & Kyle Jones

Indiana Representative Bob Morris comes down on Girl Scouts' radical agenda, and New Hampshire Representative Kyle Jones repeals labor lunch break laws.
02/28/2012
03:06

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The Colbert Report's 1000th Show

Think of all that Stephen has accomplished in 1,000 Colbert Report episodes.
02/28/2012
01:12

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Stephen's 1000th Ticket

Stephen turns in his 1,000 skee-ball tickets for a prize.
02/28/2012
06:04

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Ross Eisenbrey

Ross Eisenbrey believes that everyone -- from interns to college athletes --should be paid for working for someone else's financial benefit.
02/28/2012
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Countdown to Loving Mitt

Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent.
02/29/2012
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