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Season 9 • 09/24/2013

Stephen clutches his Emmys.

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06:11

Nicholson Baker
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Author Nicholson Baker discusses his garden metaphor for life and his desire to rename genitalia.
09/18/2013
05:44

United Nations on Syria Conflict - Andrew Sullivan
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Political blogger Andrew Sullivan trusts the U.N. Security Council more than America to resolve the crisis in Syria.
09/18/2013
03:56

Jack Johnson
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Singer-songwriter Jack Johnson talks about rock 'n' roll, the "Hawaiian Grammys" and love songs.
09/19/2013
03:55

Tip/Wag - Hammunition & George Clooney
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An Idaho company creates pork-laced bullets to fight Muslim extremists, and George Clooney uses a spy satellite to track Omar al-Bashir's army in Sudan.
09/19/2013
03:12

Obamacare Navigators
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Republican lawmakers in Florida restrict Obamacare navigators because they might steal the identity of the uninsured poor.
09/19/2013
03:13

Obamacare Government Shutdown
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Republicans threaten to shut down the federal government if Democrats don't vote to defund Obamacare.
09/19/2013
03:10

On Notice - Pope Francis - Jim Martin
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Father Jim Martin talks about Pope Francis' views on conservative Catholic rules and lavish popemobiles.
09/24/2013
03:20

On Notice - Pope Francis
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Pope "Kumbaya" Francis drops papal bombshells during an interview, like accepting gay people and embracing female leadership in the church.
09/24/2013
05:49

Stephen's Emmy Awards
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Stephen makes a verbal gaffe while accepting an Emmy, and Jon Stewart couldn't be happier about Stephen's win.
09/24/2013
04:13

Metallica
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Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, Robert Trujillo and Kirk Hammett talk about being angry in your 50s and performing on television.
09/24/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Emmy Exhibition
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Stephen flaunts his two Emmy Awards.
09/24/2013
06:51

Joseph Gordon-Levitt
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"Don Jon" director Joseph Gordon-Levitt examines what porn and romantic comedies have in common.
09/25/2013
06:00

Sport Report - Cranium Coddlers & San Francisco Street Chess - Floyd Mayweather
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The NCAA wussifies America by penalizing illegal football hits, and boxing champion Floyd Mayweather explains the dangers of street chess.
09/25/2013
03:13

Ted Cruz's Obamacare "Filibuster"
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During his 21-hour not-technically-a-filibuster filibuster, Senator Ted Cruz shares words of wisdom from "Duck Dynasty."
09/25/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Ring Announcer
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Stephen employs the suspended microphone.
09/25/2013
03:23

Censorship for YouTube Comments
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Google leads an unprecedented attack on YouTube's comments section, where global citizens gather to debate timeless topics like "Call Me Maybe" covers.
09/25/2013
05:20

Chris Fischer
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OCEARCH founder Chris Fischer discusses the detrimental effects of shark finning in Asia.
09/26/2013
00:36

Intro - 9/26/13
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Cable news brings back a classic series, Stephen reviews an exciting children's book, and conservationist Chris Fischer tracks great white sharks.
09/26/2013
03:15

Americone Dream Product Placement
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Stephen's ice cream, Americone Dream, lands a key role in "Breaking Bad."
09/26/2013
05:01

Time Travel Adventures with Conservatives
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Rush Limbaugh shares his version of the Thanksgiving story in "Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims," and Callista Gingrich teaches kids that all elephants are created equal.
09/26/2013
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen flicks his pen.
09/26/2013
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