The Colbert Report
On Notice - Pope Francis
Season 9 • 09/24/2013
Pope Francis addresses homosexuality, abortion and contraception in a magazine interview.
Nicholson BakerThe Colbert ReportS9
Author Nicholson Baker discusses his garden metaphor for life and his desire to rename genitalia.
United Nations on Syria Conflict - Andrew SullivanThe Colbert ReportS9
Political blogger Andrew Sullivan trusts the U.N. Security Council more than America to resolve the crisis in Syria.
Jack JohnsonThe Colbert ReportS9
Singer-songwriter Jack Johnson talks about rock 'n' roll, the "Hawaiian Grammys" and love songs.
Tip/Wag - Hammunition & George ClooneyThe Colbert ReportS9
An Idaho company creates pork-laced bullets to fight Muslim extremists, and George Clooney uses a spy satellite to track Omar al-Bashir's army in Sudan.
Obamacare NavigatorsThe Colbert ReportS9
Republican lawmakers in Florida restrict Obamacare navigators because they might steal the identity of the uninsured poor.
Obamacare Government ShutdownThe Colbert ReportS9
Republicans threaten to shut down the federal government if Democrats don't vote to defund Obamacare.
On Notice - Pope Francis - Jim MartinThe Colbert ReportS9
Father Jim Martin talks about Pope Francis' views on conservative Catholic rules and lavish popemobiles.
Stephen's Emmy AwardsThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen makes a verbal gaffe while accepting an Emmy, and Jon Stewart couldn't be happier about Stephen's win.
MetallicaThe Colbert ReportS9
Lars Ulrich, James Hetfield, Robert Trujillo and Kirk Hammett talk about being angry in your 50s and performing on television.
On Notice - Pope FrancisThe Colbert ReportS9
Pope "Kumbaya" Francis drops papal bombshells during an interview, like accepting gay people and embracing female leadership in the church.
Joseph Gordon-LevittThe Colbert ReportS9
"Don Jon" director Joseph Gordon-Levitt examines what porn and romantic comedies have in common.
Sport Report - Cranium Coddlers & San Francisco Street Chess - Floyd MayweatherThe Colbert ReportS9
The NCAA wussifies America by penalizing illegal football hits, and boxing champion Floyd Mayweather explains the dangers of street chess.
Ted Cruz's Obamacare "Filibuster"The Colbert ReportS9
During his 21-hour not-technically-a-filibuster filibuster, Senator Ted Cruz shares words of wisdom from "Duck Dynasty."
Sign Off - Ring AnnouncerThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen employs the suspended microphone.
Censorship for YouTube CommentsThe Colbert ReportS9
Google leads an unprecedented attack on YouTube's comments section, where global citizens gather to debate timeless topics like "Call Me Maybe" covers.
Chris FischerThe Colbert ReportS9
OCEARCH founder Chris Fischer discusses the detrimental effects of shark finning in Asia.
Intro - 9/26/13The Colbert ReportS9
Cable news brings back a classic series, Stephen reviews an exciting children's book, and conservationist Chris Fischer tracks great white sharks.
Americone Dream Product PlacementThe Colbert ReportS9
Stephen's ice cream, Americone Dream, lands a key role in "Breaking Bad."
Time Travel Adventures with ConservativesThe Colbert ReportS9
Rush Limbaugh shares his version of the Thanksgiving story in "Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims," and Callista Gingrich teaches kids that all elephants are created equal.
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