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Intro - 8/10/09
Season 5 • 08/10/2009
Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight -- unless that glow comes from a radioactive journalist.
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00:34
Intro - 8/6/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen reviews the movies that are destroying America and talks to Meryl Streep about her role as Julia Child.
08/06/2009
06:00
Yahweh or No Way - Dinosaur Adventure Land & Black Market Kidneys
The Colbert Report
S5
The founder of a creationist dinosaur theme park refuses to pay taxes, President Obama may be a secret Mormon, and a Jewish man trades kidneys on the black market.
08/06/2009
00:04
Sign Off - Goodnight
The Colbert Report
S5
That's it for The Report, everybody.
08/06/2009
02:27
Back to School With Jeremih
The Colbert Report
S5
Chicago Public Schools officials appoint Jeremih, the guy who sings "Birthday Sex," as their new back-to-school spokesman.
08/06/2009
04:32
Movies That Are Destroying America - Summer
The Colbert Report
S5
"G.I. Joe" helps the French, and "Orphan" doesn't go far enough in reversing the harmful stereotype that adoption is good.
08/06/2009
05:42
Barbara Boxer
The Colbert Report
S5
Barbara Boxer's new novel, "Blind Trust," is about a liberal California senator involved in a scandal, but it's not a veiled confession.
08/10/2009
04:54
Cold War Update - Cuba & Topless Putin
The Colbert Report
S5
Obama stops a pro-democracy ticker, Cuba runs out of toilet paper, and Vladimir Putin goes topless on his Siberian vacation.
08/10/2009
00:15
Sign Off - Encore
The Colbert Report
S5
It can't be the end of the show, so Stephen's going to stick around and see if he does an encore.
08/10/2009
05:22
Better Know a District - Maine's 1st - Chellie Pingree
The Colbert Report
S5
Chellie Pingree doesn't have to explain why Portland has the nation's third largest concentration of women living together -- it's just hot.
08/10/2009
02:28
Death Panels
The Colbert Report
S5
Sarah Palin and Newt Gingrich speak out against death panels even though they don't appear in the health care bill.
08/10/2009
00:33
Intro - 8/10/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Vladimir Putin returns to the spotlight, and Stephen interviews Barbara Boxer with deaf suspicion.
08/10/2009
02:22
Stephen's Driving Tips via Twitter Service
The Colbert Report
S5
After Stephen learns how dangerous texting while driving is, he starts his new Driving Tips via Twitter service.
08/11/2009
02:36
Alpha Dog of the Week - Betty Lichtenstein
The Colbert Report
S5
Betty Lichtenstein gives herself a fake award at a phony banquet for being the best pretend nurse.
08/11/2009
07:39
Yes We Afghan - James Carville
The Colbert Report
S5
James Carville campaigns for Ashraf Ghani in Afghanistan's upcoming presidential election for the opportunity -- not for the money or opium.
08/11/2009
00:13
Sign Off - Prevent Forest Fires
The Colbert Report
S5
Only you can prevent forest fires by getting rid of forests.
08/11/2009
00:35
Intro - 8/11/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Afghanistan prepares for Bring Your Rocket Launcher to Work Day, and Jonathan Cohn explains why America's having a health care crisis.
08/11/2009
06:11
Jonathan Cohn
The Colbert Report
S5
According to Jonathan Cohn, the health care crisis forces even middle class Americans, who play by the rules, to choose between bankruptcy and medical care.
08/11/2009
02:10
Americans Sacrifice Their iPods
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen saves the environment by donating his old iPod to an endangered mountain snail.
08/12/2009
00:32
Intro - 8/12/09
The Colbert Report
S5
Americans speak Glenn Beck's mind at town hall meetings, and Mark Johnson spreads peace through music.
08/12/2009
05:19
Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Obama, NRA & Teen Choice Awards
The Colbert Report
S5
Barack Obama awards the Medal of Freedom to Sidney Poitier, the NRA recognizes Sarah Palin for gun collecting, and Joe Jonas steals Stephen's idea at the "Teen Choice Awards."
08/12/2009
04:49
Formidable Opponent - Health Care & Burger King
The Colbert Report
S5
Stephen denies ever saying Aetna is a bigger threat to America than Osama bin Laden, and Stephen heckles a Burger King commercial.
08/12/2009
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