The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

The Wally Johnson Program

Season 7 • 02/04/2003

Jon wonders if it would be possible to write his name into the budget.

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Moment of Zen - Navy Seal

Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
02/03/2003
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James Addiction

By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
02/03/2003
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Doug Wilson

Doug Wilson comments that most of the homes in America are exactly the same.
02/03/2003
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Moment of Zen - Little Girl Dancing

A little girl dances and spins.
02/04/2003
02:43

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Cannonball Run

With the prospect of all out war with Iraq looming, U.N. Weapons Inspectors are increasingly distracted by dramatic car accidents.
02/04/2003
05:58

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Kate Hudson

Every time Kate Hudson is on the show, she and Jon discuss alcohol for most of the time.
02/04/2003
02:28

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Mark Your Calendar - February

February is both a short and irregular month, making it retarded.
02/04/2003
02:43

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Slowdown Iraq - The Shields

You've got to know things aren't going well when your own citizens are willing to be human shields for the enemy.
02/04/2003
02:01

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Slowdown Iraq - Day of Reckoning

The United States and Great Britain ally in their desire to overthrow Saddam Hussein
02/04/2003
01:43

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Chem Fatale

Paint Chips Ahoy and second hand smoke are some of the many chemicals our body does not need.
02/04/2003
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The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
The Wally Johnson Program

President George W. Bush has allocated billions for iPods because he wants us all to have music in our lives.
02/04/2003
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That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVs

SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
02/05/2003
05:42

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Slowdown: Iraq - We Have Graphics

Secretary of State Colin Powell demonstrates that America is second to none in the field of Power Point presentations.
02/05/2003
07:46

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Arianna Huffington

Arianna Huffington urges the American people to get informed, get mad and take action against Washington DC lobbyists.
02/05/2003
00:14

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Moment of Zen - Burn Baby Burn

A monster truck burns a car.
02/05/2003
01:58

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Dude is Crazy

Secretary of State Colin Powell's presentation to the U.N. Security Council can be described in any language as "awesome."
02/05/2003
01:11

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Headlines - Cubs in a Den

Michael Jackson still loves sleeping with little boys. Just not in a sexual way.
02/06/2003
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David Frum

David Frum and Jon talk about writing speeches for the president.
02/06/2003
02:40

The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7
Slowdown Iraq - Two Severed Thumbs Down

In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night.
02/06/2003
05:47

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Full Metal Junket

Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
02/06/2003
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Moment of Zen - Afghani Woman Driving

An Afghani woman learns how to drive.
02/06/2003
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