The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

James Addiction

Season 7 • 02/03/2003

Rule number one on a gravy train: don't spill the gravy.

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Headlines - Better Off Ted

Ted Turner's leaving to dedicate more time to his nonprofit ventures, but how much more nonprofit can you get than AOL Time Warner?
01/30/2003
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Laurence Fishburne

Laurence Fishburne talks about his role as the King of Cali in "Biker Boyz" and the return of Morpheus in "The Matrix Reloaded" and "The Matrix Revolutions."
01/30/2003
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Ohm My God

A helpful acronym for yoga rage sufferers to remember might be I.Y.K.Y.G.B.T.J., which stands for "If you kill, you go back to jail."
01/30/2003
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Moment of Zen - Steve Case

CEO of AOL Steve Case is optimistic about the merger with Time Warner.
01/30/2003
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Back In Black - State of the City Address

Lewis Black addresses proposed corporate sponsorships for New York City landmarks, the 2012 Olympic bid, and Christo's Central Park installation of 7,500 saffron bed sheets.
01/30/2003
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Preview - 2/3/03

Coming up next week, Rachel Harris investigates what's wrong with today's teens.
01/30/2003
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Headlines - Navy Seals

Sea lions are being trained to attack enemy sardines in the Persian Gulf.
02/03/2003
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Slow Times At Ridgemont High

Less teen sex means fewer people with crabs, making it that much easier for sex partners to trace it back to Rachael Harris.
02/03/2003
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Moment of Zen - Navy Seal

Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
02/03/2003
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Doug Wilson

Doug Wilson comments that most of the homes in America are exactly the same.
02/03/2003
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James Addiction

By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
02/03/2003
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Moment of Zen - Little Girl Dancing

A little girl dances and spins.
02/04/2003
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Cannonball Run

With the prospect of all out war with Iraq looming, U.N. Weapons Inspectors are increasingly distracted by dramatic car accidents.
02/04/2003
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Kate Hudson

Every time Kate Hudson is on the show, she and Jon discuss alcohol for most of the time.
02/04/2003
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The Wally Johnson Program

President George W. Bush has allocated billions for iPods because he wants us all to have music in our lives.
02/04/2003
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Mark Your Calendar - February

February is both a short and irregular month, making it retarded.
02/04/2003
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Slowdown Iraq - The Shields

You've got to know things aren't going well when your own citizens are willing to be human shields for the enemy.
02/04/2003
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Slowdown Iraq - Day of Reckoning

The United States and Great Britain ally in their desire to overthrow Saddam Hussein
02/04/2003
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Chem Fatale

Paint Chips Ahoy and second hand smoke are some of the many chemicals our body does not need.
02/04/2003
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That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVs

SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
02/05/2003
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Slowdown: Iraq - We Have Graphics

Secretary of State Colin Powell demonstrates that America is second to none in the field of Power Point presentations.
02/05/2003
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