The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 7 • 02/03/2003
Rule number one on a gravy train: don't spill the gravy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Better Off Ted
Ted Turner's leaving to dedicate more time to his nonprofit ventures, but how much more nonprofit can you get than AOL Time Warner?
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Laurence Fishburne
Laurence Fishburne talks about his role as the King of Cali in "Biker Boyz" and the return of Morpheus in "The Matrix Reloaded" and "The Matrix Revolutions."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Ohm My God
A helpful acronym for yoga rage sufferers to remember might be I.Y.K.Y.G.B.T.J., which stands for "If you kill, you go back to jail."
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Steve Case
CEO of AOL Steve Case is optimistic about the merger with Time Warner.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Back In Black - State of the City Address
Lewis Black addresses proposed corporate sponsorships for New York City landmarks, the 2012 Olympic bid, and Christo's Central Park installation of 7,500 saffron bed sheets.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Preview - 2/3/03
Coming up next week, Rachel Harris investigates what's wrong with today's teens.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Headlines - Navy Seals
Sea lions are being trained to attack enemy sardines in the Persian Gulf.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Slow Times At Ridgemont High
Less teen sex means fewer people with crabs, making it that much easier for sex partners to trace it back to Rachael Harris.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Navy Seal
Sea lions are being trained by the U.S. Navy to attack enemy divers.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Doug Wilson
Doug Wilson comments that most of the homes in America are exactly the same.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 James Addiction
By allowing LeBron James to be suspended, his entourage really dropped the parasite ball.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Moment of Zen - Little Girl Dancing
A little girl dances and spins.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Cannonball Run
With the prospect of all out war with Iraq looming, U.N. Weapons Inspectors are increasingly distracted by dramatic car accidents.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Kate Hudson
Every time Kate Hudson is on the show, she and Jon discuss alcohol for most of the time.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 The Wally Johnson Program
President George W. Bush has allocated billions for iPods because he wants us all to have music in our lives.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Mark Your Calendar - February
February is both a short and irregular month, making it retarded.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Slowdown Iraq - The Shields
You've got to know things aren't going well when your own citizens are willing to be human shields for the enemy.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Slowdown Iraq - Day of Reckoning
The United States and Great Britain ally in their desire to overthrow Saddam Hussein
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 Chem Fatale
Paint Chips Ahoy and second hand smoke are some of the many chemicals our body does not need.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS7 That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVs
SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
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