The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 9 • 01/23/2013

Stephen blows a kiss.

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The Colbert ReportS9
Sign Off - Hotel Bibles

Stephen stretches out on a bed of inauguration Bibles from Lincoln, NE.
01/21/2013
05:29

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Dustin Hoffman's Bad News

Dustin Hoffman cuts Stephen's character from "Quartet," so Stephen gets even.
01/22/2013
05:26

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Kathryn Bigelow

The Academy Award-winning director discusses the Senate investigation into "Zero Dark Thirty" and the hot-button issue of torture.
01/22/2013
00:14

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Sign Off - "Zero Dark Thirty" & "Quartet"

Stephen reprises his role in Dustin Hoffman's film.
01/22/2013
04:52

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Obama's Inauguration & Class Warfare

Fox News knocks Obama's "big government" speech and uses "Downton Abbey" to prove that America loves wealthy aristocrats.
01/22/2013
04:52

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The Word - Win, Lose, or Redraw

Since the losing party never gets to pick the president, Republican legislators propose allocating electoral college votes by congressional district.
01/22/2013
05:41

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Tip/Wag - Montpelier School District, TheAtlasphere.com & Florida Officials

An Ohio school arms its janitors, The Atlasphere helps Ayn Rand lovers find love, and Florida addresses its python problem.
01/23/2013
02:59

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Alpha Dog of the Week - Virginia State Senate Republicans

Republicans push a redrawn state political map past Democrats by introducing it on a day when one Democrat was off attending Obama's inauguration.
01/23/2013
04:47

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Beyonce's Lip-Gate

America was led to believe that Beyonce had delivered the most stirring rendition of the national anthem since Francis Scott Key sang it at the first Super Bowl.
01/23/2013
07:09

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Sally Field

The award-winning actress talks about Mary Lincoln's tragic life, Hollywood and the audition that swayed Steven Spielberg.
01/23/2013
00:07

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/23/2013
05:48

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France & The Mali Conflict

Anti-gay protestors flood Paris, while French President Francoise Hollande pursues Al Qaeda in Mali with sophisticated helicopter gunship.
01/24/2013
04:40

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Benghazi Attack Hearing

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stomps Senator Ron Johnson's Johnson during the Benghazi hearing, but conservative pundits say she faked her anger.
01/24/2013
00:09

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Sign Off - Stephen's Makeover

Stephen takes Tavi Gevinson's fashion advice and embraces boy band hair.
01/24/2013
06:45

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Tavi Gevinson

Fashionista Tavi Gevinson describes her online magazine, "Rookie, " the world of teenage girls, and effective fashion styles for Stephen.
01/24/2013
03:37

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France & The Mali Conflict - Edward Berenson

Professor Edward Berenson discusses the colonial history of France, narcoterrorism in Mali, and the nature of French military force.
01/24/2013
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/28/2013
06:48

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Michael Shellenberger

Co-founder of The Breakthrough Institute Michael Shellenberger explores global energy consumption, nuclear power and lessons from Frankenstein.
01/28/2013
00:36

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Intro - 1/28/13

Obama fights climate change, tensions rise in North Korea, and environmentalist Michael Shellenberger discusses nuclear power.
01/28/2013
06:17

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The Word - The New Abnormal

Australia adds new colors to the weather map for temperatures above 125 degrees, and conservatives hit the fifth stage of right-wing climate change grief: acceptance.
01/28/2013
03:20

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Rapiscan Scanners

With the removal of TSA full-body scanners, America will never complete its national database of radical Islamic naughty parts.
01/28/2013
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