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Rapiscan Scanners
Season 9 • 01/28/2013
Amid privacy concerns, the TSA gets rid of naked full-body scanners.
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05:48
The Colbert Report
S9
France & The Mali Conflict
Anti-gay protestors flood Paris, while French President Francoise Hollande pursues Al Qaeda in Mali with sophisticated helicopter gunship.
01/24/2013
04:40
The Colbert Report
S9
Benghazi Attack Hearing
Secretary of State Hillary Clinton stomps Senator Ron Johnson's Johnson during the Benghazi hearing, but conservative pundits say she faked her anger.
01/24/2013
00:09
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Stephen's Makeover
Stephen takes Tavi Gevinson's fashion advice and embraces boy band hair.
01/24/2013
06:45
The Colbert Report
S9
Tavi Gevinson
Fashionista Tavi Gevinson describes her online magazine, "Rookie, " the world of teenage girls, and effective fashion styles for Stephen.
01/24/2013
03:37
The Colbert Report
S9
France & The Mali Conflict - Edward Berenson
Professor Edward Berenson discusses the colonial history of France, narcoterrorism in Mali, and the nature of French military force.
01/24/2013
00:06
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
01/28/2013
06:48
The Colbert Report
S9
Michael Shellenberger
Co-founder of The Breakthrough Institute Michael Shellenberger explores global energy consumption, nuclear power and lessons from Frankenstein.
01/28/2013
00:36
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 1/28/13
Obama fights climate change, tensions rise in North Korea, and environmentalist Michael Shellenberger discusses nuclear power.
01/28/2013
06:17
The Colbert Report
S9
The Word - The New Abnormal
Australia adds new colors to the weather map for temperatures above 125 degrees, and conservatives hit the fifth stage of right-wing climate change grief: acceptance.
01/28/2013
03:47
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S9
The Axis of Evil of the Week - North Korea
North Korea calls America its archenemy, which is kind of a big commitment since America just got out of a 50-year archenemy thing with the Soviets.
01/28/2013
03:20
The Colbert Report
S9
Rapiscan Scanners
With the removal of TSA full-body scanners, America will never complete its national database of radical Islamic naughty parts.
01/28/2013
02:44
The Colbert Report
S9
Gun Control & State Sovereignty
State officials fight Obama's gun grab-o-rama by trying to outlaw the enforcement of federal gun control measures.
01/29/2013
00:07
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - "Tenth of December"
Stephen glances over George Saunders' book, "Tenth of December: Stories."
01/29/2013
05:58
The Colbert Report
S9
George Saunders
The MacArthur Grant Fellow uses analogies to explain why he prefers short stories over novels.
01/29/2013
03:21
The Colbert Report
S9
Guantanamo Bay Office Closure
The Obama administration reassigns the guy who failed to close Gitmo to a more cushy post: solving the Middle East.
01/29/2013
03:50
The Colbert Report
S9
Iran's Space Monkey & America's Ape Moratorium
Iran acquires weapons of macaque destruction, while the National Institute of Health retires 110 government-owned chimpanzees.
01/29/2013
04:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Gun Control & State Sovereignty - Cliff Sloan
The former associate White House counsel describes past nullification efforts during the Civil War and Brown v. Board.
01/29/2013
00:34
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 1/29/13
States wonder if they have to follow federal law, the war on terror persists, and George Saunders shares his critically-acclaimed book.
01/29/2013
04:59
The Colbert Report
S9
The Word - It Gets Worse
Pro-DOMA lawyer Paul Clement thinks the struggle for gay rights has just been too successful, so it therefore must end in failure.
01/30/2013
00:31
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 1/30/13
Gays and lesbians advocate for same-sex marriage, the Ku Klux Klan makes big changes, and billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates joins Stephen.
01/30/2013
07:03
The Colbert Report
S9
Bill Gates
Microsoft's founder talks about polio eradication, information technology and the decline in childhood deaths worldwide.
01/30/2013
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