The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Ours Is Not To Reason Y2K
Season 3 • 03/09/1999
Pez could replace national currency after Y2K.
Headlines - Yankee ClippedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Joe DiMaggio is dead a mere two months after NBC tried to kill him off early.
Moment of Zen - Two-headed SnakeThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Footage of a two-headed snake on the floor.
This Week in Hate - Black SupremacistsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Black Israelites hate everyone, especially Jews.
This Just In - Gen-X-CommunicatedThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Churches look to attract Gen-Xers with hip, cool youth services.
Other News - What's Newark Pussycat?The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Residents of New Jersey rank sex number ten on a list of the things they enjoy doing most; going to the mall is number one.
Headlines - Taurus - A New OneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A 400-year-old horoscope of famed astronomer Johannas Kepler is found, and comedian John Byner's facelift is broadcast over the Internet.
Headlines - Mandarin Like FlintThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
The U.S. Energy Department fires Chinese-American scientist, Wen Ho Lee, for allegedly selling nuclear warhead technology to China.
Jon VoightThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Voight discusses his new movie, "Baby Geniuses."
In Jersey's DefenseThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Stewart defends the sexual fervor of New Jersey by showing sex in a variety of everyday activities.
Recap - 3/11/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon Stewart recaps the night's news and wonders why New Jersey residents hate sex.
Ours Is Not To Reason Y2KThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Steve Carell finds out if Pez could replace national currency after Y2K.
Roll With the PunchesThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
For some reason the American Roller Derby League will not allow Ann Calvello skate, even after her brain surgery.
A Quick Word of Advice - Chance KingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon warns newborn Chance King that his body will stay the size of a baby's but his head will never stop growing.
This Just In - A Dimple PlanThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
New diet pill Cellasene promises to turn your cellulite into smooth skin.
Sammy HagarThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Without Sammy Hagar, the policemen in Cabo wouldn't have tourists to rip off.
Headlines - King BratThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick announce the birth of their son, Chance Armstrong King
Recap - 3/10/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Cellasene promises to get rid of cellulite.
Other News - Indian BummerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Crayola to rename Indian Red crayon something not offensive.
Headlines - Camel DroppingsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
RJR Nabisco distances itself from tobacco's negative image to highlight its snack food's more positive fat and lazy appeal.
Moment of Zen - Bud AtkinsonThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Former roller derby star Bud Atkinson roller skates with his walker.
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