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Ronald Reagan on the Syrian Conflict
Season 9 • 09/09/2013
Fox News plays fan fiction foreign policy.
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03:30
The Colbert Report
S9
John Prine
Folk legend John Prine recalls his time working as a mailman and explains why he's opposed to twerking.
09/05/2013
03:34
The Colbert Report
S9
cOlbert's Book Club & The Couch Bunker
Stephen assigns any book by J.D. Salinger except "Catcher in the Rye" and touts the latest product in home protection.
09/05/2013
00:35
The Colbert Report
S9
Intro - 9/5/13
Christine Quinn and Bill de Blasio vie for New York City mayor, gun owners get good news, and acoustic legend John Prine joins Stephen.
09/05/2013
05:00
The Colbert Report
S9
Kitten Subway Crisis & The New York City Mayoral Race
Mayoral candidate Joe Lhota goes after the key anti-kitten demographic after two lost kittens shut down America's largest transportation system.
09/05/2013
04:40
The Colbert Report
S9
Smile File - Ariel Castro & The Eric Bolling Sunshine Express
Fox News' Eric Bolling recommends that more prisoners should hang themselves like Ariel Castro to save taxpayer dollars.
09/05/2013
02:52
The Colbert Report
S9
Egypt's Stork Bust
With tensions running high in Egypt, everyone suspects everyone else of espionage, including birds.
09/09/2013
05:59
The Colbert Report
S9
Billie Jean King
Tennis legend Billie Jean King talks about her 1973 "Battle of the Sexes" match against Bobby Riggs.
09/09/2013
04:57
The Colbert Report
S9
Tip/Wag - Iowa, Bigger Pants & Recent Articles
Disability rights activists support gun permits for the blind, bigger pants make Stephen feel thinner, and recent articles ruin the fun in dissected human cadavers.
09/09/2013
03:42
The Colbert Report
S9
Syrian Conflict Action Plan
Congress knows that the only thing less popular than attacking Syria is Congress, so clearly, Congress must approve an attack on Syria.
09/09/2013
00:09
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - Spider Reagan
Stephen plays with political action figures.
09/09/2013
03:04
The Colbert Report
S9
Ronald Reagan on the Syrian Conflict
Conservatives like Bill O'Reilly have an unconditional ability to know what Super Reagan would do at any given time.
09/09/2013
05:44
The Colbert Report
S9
cOlbert's Book Club - Tobias Wolff & "The Catcher in the Rye"
"This Boy's Life" author Tobias Wolff explains why he prefers Holden Caulfield to J.D. Salinger's Glass family.
09/10/2013
03:57
The Colbert Report
S9
cOlbert's Book Club - J.D. Salinger
America chooses not to attack Syria, and Stephen gets ready to discuss the biggest initials in 20th century literature.
09/10/2013
05:49
The Colbert Report
S9
cOlbert's Book Club - Shane Salerno on J.D. Salinger
"Salinger" author and director Shane Salerno talks about J.D. Salinger's lost love Oona O'Neill and the reason for Seymour Glass' suicide in "A Perfect Day for Bananafish."
09/10/2013
04:56
The Colbert Report
S9
cOlbert's Book Club - Better Know a Salinger
J.D. Salinger flunked out of school his sophomore year because he hadn't read the sophomore book assignment -- because he hadn't written it yet.
09/10/2013
00:21
The Colbert Report
S9
Sign Off - cOlbert's Book Club - J.D. Salinger's Glass Family
Stephen thanks members of the fictional Glass family.
09/10/2013
03:51
The Colbert Report
S9
Barack Obama's Footgate & Secret Muslim Code
Conservative radio host Andrew Shea King accuses Obama of supporting the Muslim Brotherhood because he put his foot on the Oval Office desk.
09/11/2013
02:56
The Colbert Report
S9
America's Got Serious Reservations About This - Syria
President Obama tries to sell Americans on a Syria strike, but Russia outmaneuvers the U.S. on a chemical weapons surrender plan.
09/11/2013
04:08
The Colbert Report
S9
Sheryl Crow
Grammy winner Sheryl Crow talks about country music and anti-war activism.
09/11/2013
03:09
The Colbert Report
S9
New York City Mayoral Primary
Anti-kitten Republican Joe Lhota moves to the general election, and Democratic candidate Bill de Blasio wins the gay vote against a lesbian.
09/11/2013
02:38
The Colbert Report
S9
America's Got Serious Reservations About This - Syria - Rand Paul
Senator Rand Paul says no to diplomacy, no to Obama's plan and no to regime change in Syria.
09/11/2013
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