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Headlines - Pope-Secret

Season 10 E 51 • 04/18/2005

First rule of papal conclave: You do not talk about conclave.

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David Duchovny
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David Duchovny thinks of his new movie "House of D" as an audience-pleasing, mass-successful, big-picture-trapped-in-a-little-picture's-body film.
04/14/2005
01:24

Mess O'Potamia - Rumsfeld in Baghdad
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld visits Baghdad and declares that we have no exit strategy, only a "victory strategy."
04/14/2005
01:52

Mess O'Potamia - Bush Addresses Troops
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Tearing down the statue of Saddam Hussein is a great moment in the history of liberty; putting an American flag over the face, however, goes on liberty's blooper reel.
04/14/2005
01:53

Intro - Chili Finger
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You probably heard about the woman who found a fingertip in her chili at Wendy's. If you haven't heard, a woman found a fingertip in her chili at Wendy's.
04/14/2005
04:34

International Pamphlet - Iranian Lady Cops
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The new Iranian police women have fewer rights than the male criminals they arrest, Bobby Fischer has a theory about why he's been arrested, and Kyrgystan gets a coup.
04/14/2005
05:17

This Week in God - Manifes-station
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Stephen Colbert gives your blind faith that little bit of physical evidence it needs to keep it going.
04/18/2005
01:01

Intro - Oprah
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Jon talks about the magical backstage at "The Oprah Winfrey Show."
04/18/2005
07:26

Robert Reich
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Robert Reich discusses his new book, "Reason," and explains why he thinks liberals will win the "battle for America."
04/18/2005
00:18

Moment of Zen - Papal Conclave
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A delegate at the papal conclave burns other delgates ballots.
04/18/2005
02:10

Papal Conclave
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Ed Helms reports live from the papal conclave and tests out his new conclave simulator.
04/18/2005
03:45

Headlines - Pope-Secret
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115 Roman Catholic cardinals gather in the Sistine Chapel for a conclave to choose the next pope.
04/18/2005
02:40

Eye On Breasts
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The FDA cures racklessness by reversing a 13-year ban on silicon breast implants
04/19/2005
03:36

Ratz!
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Although the major news networks are at first unable to tell black smoke from white, they are eventually able to report on the newly selected pope, Wonka V.
04/19/2005
06:05

Sarah Vowell
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Sarah Vowell comes on in support of her new book "Assassination Vacation," which details the assassination of calm James Garfield by doddering, homeless Charles Guiteau.
04/19/2005
05:40

Bee - Hall Of Same
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Samantha Bee examines town hall manipulation with strategist Frank Luntz before tackling the imposing task of making her own Asian-friendly town hall.
04/19/2005
00:58

Intro - 4/19/05
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Jon expresses surprise that the Catholic Church didn't select religious, conservative Joe Lieberman as their new pope, blaming the oversight on his old penis.
04/19/2005
00:16

Moment of Zen - Pope Smoke
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MSNBC pundits loudly confer over whether or not the smoke signaling the election of the new pope is black, white or a tire fire.
04/19/2005
04:36

Headlines - deLay Miserable
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Tom DeLay faces charges of corruption and his friendship with the president is questioned.
04/20/2005
05:54

Bad Snobs and Broomsticks
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Rob Corddry investigates a controversial student maid service on the Harvard campus.
04/20/2005
03:07

Dennis Miller Pt. 2
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Dennis Miller defends his stance on the Iraq war and mocks environmentalists worried about global warming.
04/20/2005
00:47

Preview - Week of 4/25/05
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Next week Ed Helms will explore the benefits of sheltering money in the spliff-friendly Cayman Islands.
04/20/2005
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