The Colbert Report
Better Know a Protectorate - The Virgin Islands - Donna Christensen
Season 2 • 03/16/2006
Does Representative Donna Christensen feels like she's sitting at the kids' table of Congress?
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/15/06
How many children must a man father before you call him a man? Turns out the answer is around 20.
The Colbert ReportS2 Al Franken Fields Calls
Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sperm Donor
If you wanna showcase how private you are, come out and do it in public.
The Colbert ReportS2 Al Franken
Stephen wants Al Franken to announce his senate run on his show as soon as possible.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - None of the Above
To place college-bound kids, ask them questions like, "Can America be wrong? Answer in two letters or less."
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/16/06
Stephen reports on a new sleep aide, interviews author and actor Frank Vincent and profiles the U.S. Virgin Islands.
The Colbert ReportS2 Who's Attacking Me Now? - Commander Coconut
Stephen finds it handy to play the "tumor card" in a pinch.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - I'll Miss You
The show is over, and Stephen will miss his American viewers.
The Colbert ReportS2 Frank Vincent
Frank Vincent is so manly that he lives in a town called Nutley.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Sweet Dreams
Stephen is hungry, horny and having a fabulous dream that he's playing catch with an alligator.
The Colbert ReportS2 Better Know a Protectorate - The Virgin Islands - Donna Christensen
Virgin Islands Representative Donna Christensen takes time away from not voting to talk to Stephen Colbert.
The Colbert ReportS2 Jessica Simpson Turns Down GOP
Jessica Simpson turned down an invitation from President Bush to attend a GOP fundraiser, leaving Stephen no choice but to throw out his copy of her CD, "Sweet Kisses."
The Colbert ReportS2 Connie Chung
Connie Chung went back to work because her husband, Maury Povich, was sick of her being around the house all the time.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/20/06
Tonight, Stephen raises the alert from brown to grizzly, Hollywood tries to destroy America and, hopefully, Connie Chung doesn't reveal what keeps romance with Maury alive.
The Colbert ReportS2 Movies That Are Destroying America - Post-Oscar Wrap-Up
The pageantry of the Oscars is over, and all we're left with is horrible, horrible movies.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Stop It
The vernal equinox was last night, and now even the weariest among us feels a stirring within at the world's rebirth -- which bring us to tonight's word: stop it.
The Colbert ReportS2 War in Iraq - Third Anniversary
For the war in Iraq's third anniversary, Stephen thought it would be nice to get a cake in the shape of the prophet Muhammad.
The Colbert ReportS2 World Baseball Classic
Japan defeated Cuba 10-6 to win the World Baseball Classic -- we won! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 3/21/06
Tonight: the early symptoms of mad cow disease, which include short term memory loss, and the early symptoms of mad cow disease, which include short term memory loss.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Eat It
Expensive tests for mad cow disease make corporations sick, and nothing tears Stephen up more than the thought of a sick corporation.