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Omar Epps
Season 3 • 03/30/1999
Omar Epps thanks his pants for helping him be the coolest man in the world.
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00:51
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
This Just In - You've Got She-Mail
A new virus named Melissa is eating computer nerds' inboxes all over.
03/29/1999
01:04
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Other News - Ice Ice Baby
Canada packages a piece of worthless crap three times the size of Texas for their native Inuits.
03/30/1999
02:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Tom Selleck
Jon throws together an editorial about Tom Selleck's affinity for gun's life lessons.
03/30/1999
01:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
This Just In - Book Marx
A militant Zapatista gets rejected by the NEA for not having his multicultural macaw stick a yam up its ass.
03/30/1999
02:08
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Sympathy for the Blue Devils
Jon apologizes for the limited number of jokes about the NCAA championship, as folks on The Daily Show are more D&D guys.
03/30/1999
00:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Moment of Zen - Big Dance
Mike Krzyzewski engages in one last slow dance with one of his players after losing the NCAA Championship.
03/30/1999
01:18
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Tragic Kingdom
Slobodan Milosevic's son diverts the long lines and miserable people in Serbia to his new Bambiland theme park.
03/30/1999
03:19
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Kick in the Balkans '99 - Missile Command
Stephen Colbert has word from a junior source at the Pentagon that Serbia's Missile Command is starting to fail.
03/30/1999
02:01
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
God Stuff - Seed Sowing
John Bloom takes a look at evangelical views on the lavender menace that is homosexuality.
03/30/1999
01:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Magnumb-Skull
Tom Selleck joins Charlton Heston in becoming a celebrity spokes-nut for the NRA.
03/30/1999
04:02
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Omar Epps
Superstar Omar Epps squeezes into pants three sizes too small and automatically becomes the coolest man in the world.
03/30/1999
00:56
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Other News - Yeast of Burden
Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.
03/31/1999
00:12
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Moment of Zen - Bloody Fabio
A bloody Fabio brushes the hair out of his face after being struck by a goose during a roller coaster ride.
03/31/1999
00:23
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Recap - 3/31/99
Jon recaps tonight's stories, including Passover, Yugoslavs destroying McDonald's and Fabio colliding with a goose.
03/31/1999
02:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Heroin Helps You Sleep
Jon apologizes for promoting youth drug use, misrepresenting Bill Clinton and Slobodan Milosevic's relationship, and invading Keith Richards' crotch.
03/31/1999
03:49
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Diane Lane
Diane Lane discusses "A Walk on the Moon" and meeting Monica Lewinsky at the Vanity Fair Oscar night party.
03/31/1999
02:22
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Back in Black - White People Fighting
Lewis Black reviews the fighting in the Balkans, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong.
03/31/1999
01:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
This Just In - Lung Time Comin'
Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer.
03/31/1999
02:27
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - One Week Anniversary
NATO and the United States step up their bombing campaign in Kosovo.
03/31/1999
04:06
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Dalai Want a Cracker
Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate.
03/31/1999
01:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S3
Headlines - Goose Goose Duck
Fabio is rushed to a Virginia hospital after his oddly-proportioned face collides with a goose while he rode in the front of a Busch Gardens roller coaster.
03/31/1999
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