The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Season 3 • 03/30/1999
Omar Epps thanks his pants for helping him be the coolest man in the world.
This Just In - You've Got She-MailThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A new virus named Melissa is eating computer nerds' inboxes all over.
Other News - Ice Ice BabyThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Canada packages a piece of worthless crap three times the size of Texas for their native Inuits.
A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Tom SelleckThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon throws together an editorial about Tom Selleck's affinity for gun's life lessons.
This Just In - Book MarxThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A militant Zapatista gets rejected by the NEA for not having his multicultural macaw stick a yam up its ass.
Headlines - Sympathy for the Blue DevilsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon apologizes for the limited number of jokes about the NCAA championship, as folks on The Daily Show are more D&D guys.
Moment of Zen - Big DanceThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Mike Krzyzewski engages in one last slow dance with one of his players after losing the NCAA Championship.
Headlines - Tragic KingdomThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Slobodan Milosevic's son diverts the long lines and miserable people in Serbia to his new Bambiland theme park.
Kick in the Balkans '99 - Missile CommandThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Stephen Colbert has word from a junior source at the Pentagon that Serbia's Missile Command is starting to fail.
God Stuff - Seed SowingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
John Bloom takes a look at evangelical views on the lavender menace that is homosexuality.
Headlines - Magnumb-SkullThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Tom Selleck joins Charlton Heston in becoming a celebrity spokes-nut for the NRA.
Omar EppsThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Superstar Omar Epps squeezes into pants three sizes too small and automatically becomes the coolest man in the world.
Other News - Yeast of BurdenThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.
Moment of Zen - Bloody FabioThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
A bloody Fabio brushes the hair out of his face after being struck by a goose during a roller coaster ride.
Recap - 3/31/99The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon recaps tonight's stories, including Passover, Yugoslavs destroying McDonald's and Fabio colliding with a goose.
Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Heroin Helps You SleepThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Jon apologizes for promoting youth drug use, misrepresenting Bill Clinton and Slobodan Milosevic's relationship, and invading Keith Richards' crotch.
Diane LaneThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Diane Lane discusses "A Walk on the Moon" and meeting Monica Lewinsky at the Vanity Fair Oscar night party.
Back in Black - White People FightingThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Lewis Black reviews the fighting in the Balkans, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong.
This Just In - Lung Time Comin'The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer.
Headlines - One Week AnniversaryThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
NATO and the United States step up their bombing campaign in Kosovo.
Dalai Want a CrackerThe Daily Show with Jon StewartS3
Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate.
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