The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
Headlines - Sympathy for the Blue Devils
Season 3 • 03/30/1999
Jon explains how The Daily Show is less about basketball than Dungeons & Dragons.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - You've Got She-Mail
A new virus named Melissa is eating computer nerds' inboxes all over.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Ice Ice Baby
Canada packages a piece of worthless crap three times the size of Texas for their native Inuits.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Tom Selleck
Jon throws together an editorial about Tom Selleck's affinity for gun's life lessons.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Book Marx
A militant Zapatista gets rejected by the NEA for not having his multicultural macaw stick a yam up its ass.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Omar Epps
Superstar Omar Epps squeezes into pants three sizes too small and automatically becomes the coolest man in the world.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Big Dance
Mike Krzyzewski engages in one last slow dance with one of his players after losing the NCAA Championship.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Tragic Kingdom
Slobodan Milosevic's son diverts the long lines and miserable people in Serbia to his new Bambiland theme park.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Kick in the Balkans '99 - Missile Command
Stephen Colbert has word from a junior source at the Pentagon that Serbia's Missile Command is starting to fail.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 God Stuff - Seed Sowing
John Bloom takes a look at evangelical views on the lavender menace that is homosexuality.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Magnumb-Skull
Tom Selleck joins Charlton Heston in becoming a celebrity spokes-nut for the NRA.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - Sympathy for the Blue Devils
Jon apologizes for the limited number of jokes about the NCAA championship, as folks on The Daily Show are more D&D guys.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Other News - Yeast of Burden
Jews celebrate Passover by eating unpalatable food to remind them what will happen to their people if they ever leave New York City.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Moment of Zen - Bloody Fabio
A bloody Fabio brushes the hair out of his face after being struck by a goose during a roller coaster ride.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Recap - 3/31/99
Jon recaps tonight's stories, including Passover, Yugoslavs destroying McDonald's and Fabio colliding with a goose.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Heroin Helps You Sleep
Jon apologizes for promoting youth drug use, misrepresenting Bill Clinton and Slobodan Milosevic's relationship, and invading Keith Richards' crotch.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Diane Lane
Diane Lane discusses "A Walk on the Moon" and meeting Monica Lewinsky at the Vanity Fair Oscar night party.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Back in Black - White People Fighting
Lewis Black reviews the fighting in the Balkans, depressing fashion shows, and pandas on TV in Hong Kong.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 This Just In - Lung Time Comin'
Philip Morris pays out $81 million to the family of Jesse Williams, a three pack-a-day chain smoker who died of lung cancer.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Headlines - One Week Anniversary
NATO and the United States step up their bombing campaign in Kosovo.
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS3 Dalai Want a Cracker
Mo Rocca profiles a San Francisco parrot thought to be a Tibetan Lama reincarnate.
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