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40 Days to Save America
Season 8 • 09/26/2012
Texas Pastor Rick Scarborough starts a prayer website to help Mitt Romney win the election.
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00:41
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 9/25/12
The polls disfavor Mitt Romney, the NFL combats outrage, and Claressa Shields is the first female boxer to nab Olympic gold.
09/25/2012
02:38
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Airplane Window Gaffe
Just as Kennedy challenged America to put a man on the moon, Mitt Romney challenges manufacturers to put power windows on planes.
09/25/2012
04:06
The Colbert Report
S8
"Rolling Calamity" Campaign & "America Again" Preview
Peggy Noonan calls the Romney campaign a "rolling calamity," and Stephen mails Mitt his new book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
09/25/2012
02:25
The Colbert Report
S8
National Journal Poll
Since the Romney campaign is only on its third reboot, conservatives shouldn't worry about Mitt's negative poll numbers.
09/25/2012
05:37
The Colbert Report
S8
Claressa Shields
American boxer Claressa Shields talks about the London Olympics, weight classes and Stephen's punchable head.
09/25/2012
06:42
The Colbert Report
S8
Obama's Ottoman Empire
The bacon shortage is an Islamic conspiracy, and President Obama's disloyalty to murderous dictators means another Turkish Empire.
09/26/2012
05:45
The Colbert Report
S8
Jim Holt
Philosopher Jim Holt tries to solve the mystery of the universe without involving God or scientific laws.
09/26/2012
00:12
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - Turkish Delight
Tender rosewater candies entice Stephen.
09/26/2012
02:34
The Colbert Report
S8
Yom Kippur & Aporkalypse
Yom Kippur comes to a close, and bacon lovers will die much later than they thought thanks to reduced salt and nitrates in their diets.
09/26/2012
00:38
The Colbert Report
S8
Intro - 9/26/12
The presidential race hinges on prayer, Barack Obama makes America less safe, and author Jim Holt asks why the world exists.
09/26/2012
05:07
The Colbert Report
S8
40 Days to Save America
Pastor Rick Scarborough's prayer projects seem to work on natural disasters, which is a perfect match for the Romney campaign.
09/26/2012
04:36
The Colbert Report
S8
"Skewed" Presidential Polls
One conservative blogger reaches the scientific conclusion that President Obama's poll leads just don't look right.
09/27/2012
00:08
The Colbert Report
S8
Sign Off - "America Again"
Stephen browses his book, "America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't."
09/27/2012
02:03
The Colbert Report
S8
Mitt Romney's Sliding Poll Numbers
Mitt Romney shouldn't worry about the election because Obama could still make a gaffe, Mitt could win the debates or God could send a flood to destroy all mankind.
09/27/2012
03:49
The Colbert Report
S8
Vince Gilligan Pt. 2
"Breaking Bad" mastermind Vince Gilligan spends all of his time making the wrong moral choices for Bryan Cranston's character.
09/27/2012
05:30
The Colbert Report
S8
Vince Gilligan Pt. 1
"Breaking Bad" executive producer Vince Gilligan talks about meth street names and human nature.
09/27/2012
04:35
The Colbert Report
S8
"America Again: Re-Becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't"
Stephen publicizes his latest book, which contains the red, white and blueprint to rebuild America's greatness.
09/27/2012
05:38
The Colbert Report
S9
The Word - Supply Chained
Cheap prison labor leaves small manufacturers and unemployed Americans in the dust, but who else can make a toothbrush and a lunch tray into a crossbow?
10/01/2012
03:15
The Colbert Report
S9
Ben Folds Five
Alternative rock trio Ben Folds Five says that their band name was supposed to be comical, but even their manager didn't think it wasn't funny.
10/01/2012
03:41
The Colbert Report
S9
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's UN Entourage
America will never cripple Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's regime now that Costco has given his associates unfettered access to Family Pack technology.
10/01/2012
03:32
The Colbert Report
S9
Mitt Romney's Tax Plan Math
The math behind how Romney can give everyone a 20% tax cut without bankrupting the government is way too advanced for regular folks to grasp.
10/01/2012
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