The Colbert Report

Colbert Cruise - Write Off

Season 2 • 01/26/2006

Stephen introduces morals and family values to the high seas.

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00:31

Intro - 1/25/06
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On the agenda: Canada borrows conservative American politics, New Jersey's fightin' 8th and how Norah Vincent passed as a man to write a book.
01/25/2006
06:28

Norah Vincent
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Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
01/25/2006
04:27

The Word - Remote Control
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After only three months being broadcast in Canada, The Colbert Report got a conservative Prime Minister elected. Next stop: Iran.
01/25/2006
06:43

Better Know a District - New Jersey's 8th - Bill Pascrell
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Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans; Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly.
01/25/2006
01:14

Thundersnow
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The newly discovered thundersnow is all the evidence Stephen needs to know that God is pissed.
01/26/2006
01:26

One of the Heroes: Lily S.
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Stephen honors an 11-year-old hero in North Carolina.
01/26/2006
02:48

Who's Attacking Me Now? - Marina Core
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Ex-Marina Core member Stephen Colbert defends himself against Russ Lieber.
01/26/2006
00:31

Intro - 1/26/06
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Liberal pundit Paul Begala shows up to tell Stephen why Dr. Howard Dean can't transplant the Democrats a spine.
01/26/2006
07:30

Paul Begala
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Paul Begala explains how Democrats can take the country back and Bill Clinton's effect on his life.
01/26/2006
02:28

The Word - Wham-O
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Toy giant Wham-O goes east, and Stephen is upset over the implications of the move for other industries, like torture.
01/26/2006
02:45

Colbert Cruise - Write Off
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Stephen introduces the Colbert Cruise -- the theme this year: The Fight to Take Back America.
01/26/2006
05:20

James Frey's Truthiness
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Stephen looks at the Oprah Winfrey's public bitch-slapping of "A Million Little Pieces" author, James Frey.
01/30/2006
00:30

Intro - 1/30/06
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Tonight: Oprah Winfrey bitch-slaps James Frey, paleontologists discover a crocodile that walked upright and Stephen teaches poker pro Annie Duke how to play 52 pick-up.
01/30/2006
04:34

The Word - Abortion
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After three months on a pedestal Stephen has lost touch with real Americans, so he's going unscripted.
01/30/2006
03:25

Tip/Wag - Google
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Stephen reveals his recent search terms to prove he's unafraid of the government getting access to his Google search history.
01/30/2006
05:51

Annie Duke
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Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.
01/30/2006
00:25

Sign Off - God Bless
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Stephen wraps up the show at the same time the president wraps up his State of the Union address.
01/31/2006
03:15

All You Need to Know - Samuel Alito
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Stephen boils down the top stories of the day, including news for female presidents both fake and real.
01/31/2006
05:15

David Marash
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David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
01/31/2006
01:27

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and Hamster
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Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster.
01/31/2006
00:36

Intro - 1/31/06
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Stephen covers the president's State of the Union address, reports on a Kanye West controversy and talks to Al Jazeera's David Maresh.
01/31/2006
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