The Colbert Report
Colbert Cruise - Write Off
Season 2 • 01/26/2006
Stephen introduces morals and family values to the high seas.
Intro - 1/25/06The Colbert ReportS2
On the agenda: Canada borrows conservative American politics, New Jersey's fightin' 8th and how Norah Vincent passed as a man to write a book.
Norah VincentThe Colbert ReportS2
Author Norah Vincent bulked up in order to pass as a man for her book, "Self-Made Man," but she didn't go on the juice.
The Word - Remote ControlThe Colbert ReportS2
After only three months being broadcast in Canada, The Colbert Report got a conservative Prime Minister elected. Next stop: Iran.
Better Know a District - New Jersey's 8th - Bill PascrellThe Colbert ReportS2
Representative Bill Pascrell introduced legislation to limit stereotypical portrayals of Italian-Americans; Stephen recuts "The Godfather" accordingly.
ThundersnowThe Colbert ReportS2
The newly discovered thundersnow is all the evidence Stephen needs to know that God is pissed.
One of the Heroes: Lily S.The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen honors an 11-year-old hero in North Carolina.
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Marina CoreThe Colbert ReportS2
Ex-Marina Core member Stephen Colbert defends himself against Russ Lieber.
Intro - 1/26/06The Colbert ReportS2
Liberal pundit Paul Begala shows up to tell Stephen why Dr. Howard Dean can't transplant the Democrats a spine.
Paul BegalaThe Colbert ReportS2
Paul Begala explains how Democrats can take the country back and Bill Clinton's effect on his life.
The Word - Wham-OThe Colbert ReportS2
Toy giant Wham-O goes east, and Stephen is upset over the implications of the move for other industries, like torture.
Colbert Cruise - Write OffThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen introduces the Colbert Cruise -- the theme this year: The Fight to Take Back America.
James Frey's TruthinessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks at the Oprah Winfrey's public bitch-slapping of "A Million Little Pieces" author, James Frey.
Intro - 1/30/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight: Oprah Winfrey bitch-slaps James Frey, paleontologists discover a crocodile that walked upright and Stephen teaches poker pro Annie Duke how to play 52 pick-up.
The Word - AbortionThe Colbert ReportS2
After three months on a pedestal Stephen has lost touch with real Americans, so he's going unscripted.
Tip/Wag - GoogleThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reveals his recent search terms to prove he's unafraid of the government getting access to his Google search history.
Annie DukeThe Colbert ReportS2
Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.
Sign Off - God BlessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wraps up the show at the same time the president wraps up his State of the Union address.
All You Need to Know - Samuel AlitoThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen boils down the top stories of the day, including news for female presidents both fake and real.
David MarashThe Colbert ReportS2
David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and HamsterThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster.
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