The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/30/06
Season 2 • 01/30/2006
Paleontologists discover a crocodile that walked on two legs -- Hanna Barbera was right.
One of the Heroes: Lily S.The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen honors an 11-year-old hero in North Carolina.
Who's Attacking Me Now? - Marina CoreThe Colbert ReportS2
Ex-Marina Core member Stephen Colbert defends himself against Russ Lieber.
Intro - 1/26/06The Colbert ReportS2
Liberal pundit Paul Begala shows up to tell Stephen why Dr. Howard Dean can't transplant the Democrats a spine.
Colbert Cruise - Write OffThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen introduces the Colbert Cruise -- the theme this year: The Fight to Take Back America.
Paul BegalaThe Colbert ReportS2
Paul Begala explains how Democrats can take the country back and Bill Clinton's effect on his life.
The Word - Wham-OThe Colbert ReportS2
Toy giant Wham-O goes east, and Stephen is upset over the implications of the move for other industries, like torture.
James Frey's TruthinessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks at the Oprah Winfrey's public bitch-slapping of "A Million Little Pieces" author, James Frey.
The Word - AbortionThe Colbert ReportS2
After three months on a pedestal Stephen has lost touch with real Americans, so he's going unscripted.
Tip/Wag - GoogleThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reveals his recent search terms to prove he's unafraid of the government getting access to his Google search history.
Annie DukeThe Colbert ReportS2
Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.
Intro - 1/30/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight: Oprah Winfrey bitch-slaps James Frey, paleontologists discover a crocodile that walked upright and Stephen teaches poker pro Annie Duke how to play 52 pick-up.
Sign Off - God BlessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wraps up the show at the same time the president wraps up his State of the Union address.
All You Need to Know - Samuel AlitoThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen boils down the top stories of the day, including news for female presidents both fake and real.
David MarashThe Colbert ReportS2
David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and HamsterThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster.
Intro - 1/31/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen covers the president's State of the Union address, reports on a Kanye West controversy and talks to Al Jazeera's David Maresh.
Fract - The American FlagThe Colbert ReportS2
Which flag is the most popular flag in America?
The Word - JesiThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wades through the multiple Jesi around America in an attempt to single out the real one.
Lieber - Minimum WageThe Colbert ReportS2
Liberal radio host Russ Lieber debates Stephen and plugs his book, "Raising Your Voice by Raising Your Hand: A Non-Confrontational Dissenter's Guide to Fighting Back Politely."
The American Worker: A Hero's Salute to the Besieged Heroes of the American JobscapeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen salutes the everyday heroes with little to no education that comprise his crew.
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