The Colbert Report
All You Need to Know - Samuel Alito
Season 2 • 01/31/2006
Stephen has bad news for Hillary Clinton and eBay.
James Frey's TruthinessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen looks at the Oprah Winfrey's public bitch-slapping of "A Million Little Pieces" author, James Frey.
Intro - 1/30/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight: Oprah Winfrey bitch-slaps James Frey, paleontologists discover a crocodile that walked upright and Stephen teaches poker pro Annie Duke how to play 52 pick-up.
The Word - AbortionThe Colbert ReportS2
After three months on a pedestal Stephen has lost touch with real Americans, so he's going unscripted.
Tip/Wag - GoogleThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen reveals his recent search terms to prove he's unafraid of the government getting access to his Google search history.
Annie DukeThe Colbert ReportS2
Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.
Sign Off - God BlessThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wraps up the show at the same time the president wraps up his State of the Union address.
David MarashThe Colbert ReportS2
David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and HamsterThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster.
Intro - 1/31/06The Colbert ReportS2
Stephen covers the president's State of the Union address, reports on a Kanye West controversy and talks to Al Jazeera's David Maresh.
Fract - The American FlagThe Colbert ReportS2
Which flag is the most popular flag in America?
All You Need to Know - Samuel AlitoThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen boils down the top stories of the day, including news for female presidents both fake and real.
The Word - JesiThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen wades through the multiple Jesi around America in an attempt to single out the real one.
Lieber - Minimum WageThe Colbert ReportS2
Liberal radio host Russ Lieber debates Stephen and plugs his book, "Raising Your Voice by Raising Your Hand: A Non-Confrontational Dissenter's Guide to Fighting Back Politely."
The American Worker: A Hero's Salute to the Besieged Heroes of the American JobscapeThe Colbert ReportS2
Stephen salutes the everyday heroes with little to no education that comprise his crew.
The Word - You're WelcomeThe Colbert ReportS2
Overcome by the sacrifices of the American worker, Stephen is moved to write a tribute poem.
Emily YoffeThe Colbert ReportS2
Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
Intro - 2/1/06The Colbert ReportS2
Tonight, a salute to the American worker, a debate with cowardly liberal radio host Russ Lieber, and Stephen tells Emily Yoffe to get a real job.
Sign Off - Blue Collar WorkdayThe Colbert ReportS2
It's the end of another blue collar workday for Stephen -- time for a frosty, cold, non-alcoholic malt beverage.
The Word - Aggravated AssaultThe Colbert ReportS2
This year's Super Bowl is between Pittsburgh and Seattle -- a meat-and-potatoes industrial town vs. a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.
Christine Todd WhitmanThe Colbert ReportS2
Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
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