The Colbert Report
Intro - 1/31/06
Season 2 • 01/31/2006
Which state did the president's State of the Union address not apply to? Hint: it's Oregon.
The Colbert ReportS2 James Frey's Truthiness
Stephen looks at the Oprah Winfrey's public bitch-slapping of "A Million Little Pieces" author, James Frey.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/30/06
Tonight: Oprah Winfrey bitch-slaps James Frey, paleontologists discover a crocodile that walked upright and Stephen teaches poker pro Annie Duke how to play 52 pick-up.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Abortion
After three months on a pedestal Stephen has lost touch with real Americans, so he's going unscripted.
The Colbert ReportS2 Tip/Wag - Google
Stephen reveals his recent search terms to prove he's unafraid of the government getting access to his Google search history.
The Colbert ReportS2 Annie Duke
Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - God Bless
Stephen wraps up the show at the same time the president wraps up his State of the Union address.
The Colbert ReportS2 All You Need to Know - Samuel Alito
Stephen boils down the top stories of the day, including news for female presidents both fake and real.
The Colbert ReportS2 David Marash
David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
The Colbert ReportS2 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and Hamster
Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster.
The Colbert ReportS2 Fract - The American Flag
Which flag is the most popular flag in America?
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 1/31/06
Stephen covers the president's State of the Union address, reports on a Kanye West controversy and talks to Al Jazeera's David Maresh.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Jesi
Stephen wades through the multiple Jesi around America in an attempt to single out the real one.
The Colbert ReportS2 Lieber - Minimum Wage
Liberal radio host Russ Lieber debates Stephen and plugs his book, "Raising Your Voice by Raising Your Hand: A Non-Confrontational Dissenter's Guide to Fighting Back Politely."
The Colbert ReportS2 The American Worker: A Hero's Salute to the Besieged Heroes of the American Jobscape
Stephen salutes the everyday heroes with little to no education that comprise his crew.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - You're Welcome
Overcome by the sacrifices of the American worker, Stephen is moved to write a tribute poem.
The Colbert ReportS2 Emily Yoffe
Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
The Colbert ReportS2 Intro - 2/1/06
Tonight, a salute to the American worker, a debate with cowardly liberal radio host Russ Lieber, and Stephen tells Emily Yoffe to get a real job.
The Colbert ReportS2 Sign Off - Blue Collar Workday
It's the end of another blue collar workday for Stephen -- time for a frosty, cold, non-alcoholic malt beverage.
The Colbert ReportS2 The Word - Aggravated Assault
This year's Super Bowl is between Pittsburgh and Seattle -- a meat-and-potatoes industrial town vs. a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.
The Colbert ReportS2 Christine Todd Whitman
Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.