The Colbert Report

Intro - 1/31/06

Season 2 • 01/31/2006

Which state did the president's State of the Union address not apply to? Hint: it's Oregon.

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05:20

James Frey's Truthiness
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Stephen looks at the Oprah Winfrey's public bitch-slapping of "A Million Little Pieces" author, James Frey.
01/30/2006
00:30

Intro - 1/30/06
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Tonight: Oprah Winfrey bitch-slaps James Frey, paleontologists discover a crocodile that walked upright and Stephen teaches poker pro Annie Duke how to play 52 pick-up.
01/30/2006
04:34

The Word - Abortion
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After three months on a pedestal Stephen has lost touch with real Americans, so he's going unscripted.
01/30/2006
03:25

Tip/Wag - Google
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Stephen reveals his recent search terms to prove he's unafraid of the government getting access to his Google search history.
01/30/2006
05:51

Annie Duke
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Based on champion poker player Annie Duke's criteria for being a pro, Stephen thinks President Bush must be a really good gambler.
01/30/2006
00:25

Sign Off - God Bless
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Stephen wraps up the show at the same time the president wraps up his State of the Union address.
01/31/2006
03:15

All You Need to Know - Samuel Alito
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Stephen boils down the top stories of the day, including news for female presidents both fake and real.
01/31/2006
05:15

David Marash
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David Marash explains his rationale for moving to Al Jazeera International from Nightline.
01/31/2006
01:27

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Snake and Hamster
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Stephen is outraged that a snake dares disturb the natural order of things by not eating a hamster.
01/31/2006
00:08

Fract - The American Flag
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Which flag is the most popular flag in America?
01/31/2006
00:36

Intro - 1/31/06
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Stephen covers the president's State of the Union address, reports on a Kanye West controversy and talks to Al Jazeera's David Maresh.
01/31/2006
03:20

The Word - Jesi
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Stephen wades through the multiple Jesi around America in an attempt to single out the real one.
01/31/2006
04:56

Lieber - Minimum Wage
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Liberal radio host Russ Lieber debates Stephen and plugs his book, "Raising Your Voice by Raising Your Hand: A Non-Confrontational Dissenter's Guide to Fighting Back Politely."
02/01/2006
04:37

The American Worker: A Hero's Salute to the Besieged Heroes of the American Jobscape
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Stephen salutes the everyday heroes with little to no education that comprise his crew.
02/01/2006
04:06

The Word - You're Welcome
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Overcome by the sacrifices of the American worker, Stephen is moved to write a tribute poem.
02/01/2006
05:48

Emily Yoffe
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Slate's Emily Yoffe tells Stephen about her time as a phone psychic, a nude model and a bleeding street performer.
02/01/2006
00:28

Intro - 2/1/06
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Tonight, a salute to the American worker, a debate with cowardly liberal radio host Russ Lieber, and Stephen tells Emily Yoffe to get a real job.
02/01/2006
00:25

Sign Off - Blue Collar Workday
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It's the end of another blue collar workday for Stephen -- time for a frosty, cold, non-alcoholic malt beverage.
02/01/2006
03:29

The Word - Aggravated Assault
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This year's Super Bowl is between Pittsburgh and Seattle -- a meat-and-potatoes industrial town vs. a city that calls the Space Needle a skyscraper.
02/02/2006
06:21

Christine Todd Whitman
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Christine Todd Whitman's concern about political discourse in this country prompts Stephen to cut off her mic.
02/02/2006
05:57

Better Know a District - New York's 8th - Jerrold Nadler
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Representative Jerrold Nadler would have voted against the USA Patriot Act even if it had been called the USA Patriot Act of America: Love It or Leave It.
02/02/2006
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