The Colbert Report

The Word - Due or Die

Season 8 • 03/06/2012

In the war on terror, due process and judicial process are not one and the same.

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People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers

Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote.
03/01/2012
00:10

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Sign Off - Jeb Bush's Portrait

Stephen lovingly admires a portrait of Jeb Bush.
03/01/2012
02:29

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Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday

From a purely mathematical standpoint, conservatives will eventually yield to the inevitability of Mitt Romney after Super Tuesday.
03/05/2012
04:50

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Sport Report - Pete Weber, Danica Patrick & the New Orleans Saints

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors.
03/05/2012
04:45

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Audra McDonald

Audra McDonald gives some historical background on "Porgy and Bess" and explains why it's not a musical about Stephen.
03/05/2012
06:24

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Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra Fluke

The lamestream media jumps down Rush Limbaugh's throat for calling one woman he never met a "slut" and a "prostitute," and 12 advertisers pull support from his show.
03/05/2012
04:36

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Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast."
03/06/2012
05:25

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Jonathan Safran Foer

Jonathan Safran Foer discusses his book "The New American Haggadah" and explains the Jewish Passover tradition of retelling stories.
03/06/2012
00:05

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Sign Off - Good Catch

Stephen makes a catch and says goodnight.
03/06/2012
05:41

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Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State Assembly

While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India.
03/06/2012
04:21

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The Word - Due or Die

Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war.
03/06/2012
04:27

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Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday Results

Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney.
03/07/2012
00:31

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Intro - 3/7/12

Stephen reveals the results of Super Tuesday, considers the pros of going to war with Iran and talks Mars with Willem Dafoe.
03/07/2012
03:50

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Iranian Irony Threat

As war tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, Stephen fears a covert hipster plot.
03/07/2012
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen signs off with a kiss.
03/07/2012
03:58

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Cyber Republican Convention

With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations.
03/07/2012
02:16

The Colbert ReportS8
Higgs Boson Humor

The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider.
03/07/2012
05:32

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Willem Dafoe

Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter."
03/07/2012
05:24

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Herman Cain's Avant-Garde PAC Ad

Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza.
03/08/2012
05:49

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Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices Plan

Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
03/08/2012
00:05

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Sign Off - Goodnight with a Smile

Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
03/12/2012
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