The Colbert Report
The Word - Due or Die
Season 8 • 03/06/2012
In the war on terror, due process and judicial process are not one and the same.
The Colbert ReportS8 People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers
Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sign Off - Jeb Bush's Portrait
Stephen lovingly admires a portrait of Jeb Bush.
The Colbert ReportS8 Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday
From a purely mathematical standpoint, conservatives will eventually yield to the inevitability of Mitt Romney after Super Tuesday.
The Colbert ReportS8 Sport Report - Pete Weber, Danica Patrick & the New Orleans Saints
Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors.
The Colbert ReportS8 Audra McDonald
Audra McDonald gives some historical background on "Porgy and Bess" and explains why it's not a musical about Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS8 Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra Fluke
The lamestream media jumps down Rush Limbaugh's throat for calling one woman he never met a "slut" and a "prostitute," and 12 advertisers pull support from his show.
The Colbert ReportS8 Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast
Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast."
The Colbert ReportS8 Jonathan Safran Foer
Jonathan Safran Foer discusses his book "The New American Haggadah" and explains the Jewish Passover tradition of retelling stories.
The Colbert ReportS8 Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State Assembly
While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India.
The Colbert ReportS8 The Word - Due or Die
Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war.
The Colbert ReportS8 Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday Results
Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney.
The Colbert ReportS8 Intro - 3/7/12
Stephen reveals the results of Super Tuesday, considers the pros of going to war with Iran and talks Mars with Willem Dafoe.
The Colbert ReportS8 Iranian Irony Threat
As war tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, Stephen fears a covert hipster plot.
The Colbert ReportS8 Cyber Republican Convention
With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations.
The Colbert ReportS8 Higgs Boson Humor
The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider.
The Colbert ReportS8 Willem Dafoe
Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter."
The Colbert ReportS8 Herman Cain's Avant-Garde PAC Ad
Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza.
The Colbert ReportS8 Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices Plan
Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
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