The Colbert Report
The Word - Due or Die
Season 8 E 67 • 03/06/2012

Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war.

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07:13

The Colbert ReportS8 E65
People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers

Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote.
03/01/2012
00:10

The Colbert ReportS8 E65
Sign Off - Jeb Bush's Portrait

Stephen lovingly admires a portrait of Jeb Bush.
03/01/2012
02:29

The Colbert ReportS8 E66
Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday

From a purely mathematical standpoint, conservatives will eventually yield to the inevitability of Mitt Romney after Super Tuesday.
03/05/2012
04:50

The Colbert ReportS8 E66
Sport Report - Pete Weber, Danica Patrick & the New Orleans Saints

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors.
03/05/2012
04:45

The Colbert ReportS8 E66
Audra McDonald

Audra McDonald gives some historical background on "Porgy and Bess" and explains why it's not a musical about Stephen.
03/05/2012
06:24

The Colbert ReportS8 E66
Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra Fluke

The lamestream media jumps down Rush Limbaugh's throat for calling one woman he never met a "slut" and a "prostitute," and 12 advertisers pull support from his show.
03/05/2012
04:36

The Colbert ReportS8 E67
Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast."
03/06/2012
05:25

The Colbert ReportS8 E67
Jonathan Safran Foer

Jonathan Safran Foer discusses his book "The New American Haggadah" and explains the Jewish Passover tradition of retelling stories.
03/06/2012
00:05

The Colbert ReportS8 E67
Sign Off - Good Catch

Stephen makes a catch and says goodnight.
03/06/2012
05:41

The Colbert ReportS8 E67
Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State Assembly

While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India.
03/06/2012
04:21

The Colbert ReportS8 E67
The Word - Due or Die

Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war.
03/06/2012
04:27

The Colbert ReportS8 E68
Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday Results

Now that Super Tuesday results are in, Stephen prepares to finally realize his long-standing love and support for Mitt Romney.
03/07/2012
00:31

The Colbert ReportS8 E68
Intro - 3/7/12

Stephen reveals the results of Super Tuesday, considers the pros of going to war with Iran and talks Mars with Willem Dafoe.
03/07/2012
03:50

The Colbert ReportS8 E68
Iranian Irony Threat

As war tensions escalate between the U.S. and Iran, Stephen fears a covert hipster plot.
03/07/2012
00:05

The Colbert ReportS8 E68
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen signs off with a kiss.
03/07/2012
03:58

The Colbert ReportS8 E68
Cyber Republican Convention

With virtual reality, we can visit a Republican National Convention where candidate choices are limited only by our imaginations.
03/07/2012
02:16

The Colbert ReportS8 E68
Higgs Boson Humor

The New York Times reports that physicists are getting closer to finding the so-called "God particle" with the Large Hadron Collider.
03/07/2012
05:32

The Colbert ReportS8 E68
Willem Dafoe

Willem Dafoe explains his transformation into a nine-foot Martian for the movie "John Carter."
03/07/2012
05:24

The Colbert ReportS8 E69
Herman Cain's Avant-Garde PAC Ad

Herman Cain pushes the boundaries of what can be called a political ad, just as he once pushed the boundaries of what can be called pizza.
03/08/2012
05:49

The Colbert ReportS8 E69
Eric Bolling's Secret Gas Prices Plan

Fox News contributor Eric Bolling has a secret plan to lower gas prices by a dollar -- if only President Obama would call him.
03/08/2012
00:05

The Colbert ReportS8 E70
Sign Off - Goodnight with a Smile

Stephen sits on the edge of his desk and says goodnight with a smile.
03/12/2012
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