The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Apakalypse Now

Season 14 • 05/06/2009

President Zardari says Pakistan's nuclear weapons are safe, but he needs help protecting them.

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00:18

Intro - Alphabet of Stars
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Fareed Zakaria is the last guest in the alphabet of stars.
05/05/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - Dom DeLuise Remembered
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Dom DeLuise is remembered in an old commercial for "The Cannonball Run."
05/05/2009
04:19

Republicans: The Lost Party
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Leaders of the Republican Party recognize mistakes and eat local ethnic food in casual attire -- it's like they're just like us.
05/05/2009
03:11

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - GM & Chrysler
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The dissolution of two of the most famous car brands may be bad news, but Chrysler has a plan to turn that frown upside down.
05/05/2009
00:07

Moment of Zen - Nice Tip
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Barack Obama leaves five dollars in the tip jar of a burger joint.
05/06/2009
00:45

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Busy
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Stephen's too busy preparing his show to check in with Jon.
05/06/2009
04:33

Where's the Chief?
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Barack Obama slowly orders a burger during an unannounced visit to a local fast food joint.
05/06/2009
07:44

George Stephanopoulos
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Jon asks George Stephanopoulos to predict which guy from the Obama administration will break his heart with lies.
05/06/2009
01:27

Nixon Has a Burrito
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Dan Rather reports outside Cancun Mexican Restaurant as Richard Nixon and Henry Kissinger enjoy traditional Mexican entrees.
05/06/2009
00:31

Intro - George Stephanopoulos Is Here
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Intrepid reporter and host, George Stephanopoulos is here.
05/06/2009
05:24

Apakalypse Now
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Pakistan President Zardari is in the wrong situation room talking to the wrong bearded extremist.
05/06/2009
00:12

Moment of Zen - Michael Savage on Islam
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CNN wants to know how Michael Savage feels about Islam.
05/07/2009
00:23

Intro - Who Is Ken Salazar?
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Jon wants to know who Interior Secretary Ken Salazar is and what he does.
05/07/2009
03:24

Gaywatch - Marion Barry
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Councilman Marion Barry doesn't want Washington D.C. to become a gay marriage friendly stopover because he has the moral compass of God.
05/07/2009
04:39

White in America - The Children
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Robin Thicke, son of blindingly white Alan Thicke, helps Larry Wilmore proves to white kids that they're not sentenced to a life of whiteness.
05/07/2009
05:01

Battle of the Banned
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John Oliver defends Great Britain's ban against Michael Savage because a civilized society is more important than freedom of speech.
05/07/2009
06:53

Ken Salazar
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Ken Salazar wants to collect more royalties from the oil companies that rent public land and return it to American taxpayers.
05/07/2009
01:16

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's New Mustache
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Stephen doesn't want Jon to say anything about his awkward new mustache.
05/11/2009
04:19

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
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Wanda Sykes' Limbaugh joke at the White House Correspondents' Dinner smells like this year's White House Correspondents' Dinner controversy.
05/11/2009
03:38

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner - Wanda Sykes' Joke Pressure
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John Oliver believes Wanda Sykes' offensive jokes may not be pleasant, but they're effective.
05/11/2009
03:50

Excuse Me Your Dick Is Out
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Time for truth to stop living under the underpass, selling itself for crack, and come home to Daddy Cheney. He forgives you.
05/11/2009
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