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Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the Pennant
Season 9 • 10/05/2004
Space pilots pour champagne on one another.
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04:36
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Kill Phil
Dr. Phil doesn't want to "get real" with The Daily Show and has a bit of a douche complex.
10/04/2004
02:24
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Gaywatch - Gay Marriage
Belgium and the Netherlands have not only legalized same sex marriage but have also moved in together.
10/04/2004
02:50
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
How High
Paul Allen's SpaceShipOne completes the first privately-financed, manned flight into space.
10/05/2004
01:41
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Mess O'Potamia - Not Enough Troops
Former Coalition Provisional Authority head L. Paul Bremer tells a private audience that the Iraq war was mishandled and should have been fought with more troops.
10/05/2004
02:43
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Helms - Fire on the Mountain?
Ed Helms explains the complex chemical reactions taking place within Washington's Mount St. Helens.
10/05/2004
01:03
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Intro - Vice Presidential Debate
Jon previews tomorrow's show, which will include footage of Dick Cheney swallowing John Edwards whole at the vice presidential debate.
10/05/2004
02:52
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Mess O'Potamia - You Forgot Poland
Less than a week after George W. Bush attacked John Kerry for forgetting Poland, Poland decides to leave the coalition of the willing.
10/05/2004
01:09
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Preview - 10/6/04
Jon previews tomorrow night's show, featuring the vice presidential debates, Bob Schieffer from CBS News and the Red Sox's playoff chances.
10/05/2004
04:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Billy Bob Thornton
Billy Bob Thornton discusses his role in "Friday Night Lights" and his new baby.
10/05/2004
02:00
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Corddry - Global Test
Rob Corddry discusses the fundamental flaw of the Kerry campaign - John Kerry's inability to say what the Republicans say he said.
10/05/2004
00:10
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the Pennant
The SpaceShipOne crew celebrates their successful flight by pouring champagne on each other.
10/05/2004
03:38
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Back in Black - No Fly List
We may not be safer, but we have more creative ways to pretend to be safe.
10/06/2004
01:14
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Indecision 2004 - Vice Presidential Debates
When historians write about these vice presidential debates, they'll be wasting their time.
10/06/2004
05:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Bob Schieffer
News is a lot better when you get to come in early, have a couple of drinks and just make things up.
10/06/2004
00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Moment of Zen - That's a Great Hat
The late Rodney Dangerfield is briefly eulogized by The Daily Show.
10/06/2004
09:16
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Indecision 2004 - Cleveland Steamers
Using 20/20 blindsight and Southern asskissosity, Dick Cheney and John Edwards square off in the Vice Presidential Debates.
10/06/2004
00:34
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Moment of Zen - Kerry Hockey
Senator John Kerry describes the Kerry family broom hockey game that has become a Christmas tradition.
10/07/2004
06:28
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Bill O'Reilly Pt. 1
Bill O'Reilly tells Jon Stewart about the freedom he has at Fox News.
10/07/2004
03:20
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Philibuster
George W. Bush and John Kerry take turns sitting down with Dr. Phil to discuss Dr. Phil's spanking fixation and Kerry's flip-flopping daughters.
10/07/2004
01:11
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Dragon Report
Although the Duelfer Report finds no evidence of weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, the Bush Administration manages to take a glass-half-full perspective.
10/07/2004
00:25
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart
S9
Indecision 2004 - George W. Bush Celebrity Explosion
Ex-convict multi-millionaire boxing promoter Don King is revealed to be a backer of the Bush campaign.
10/07/2004
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