The Colbert Report
Norway's "National Firewood Night"
Season 9 E 64 • 02/20/2013
Nearly 20% of the Norwegian population tunes in to a 12-hour program on chopping and burning wood.

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The Colbert ReportS9 E63
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The Colbert ReportS9 E64
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The Colbert ReportS9 E64
Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption - Alexi Lalas
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The Colbert ReportS9 E64
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The Colbert ReportS9 E64
Sport Report - International Soccer Corruption
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The Colbert ReportS9 E64
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen blows a kiss goodnight.
02/20/2013
04:03
The Colbert ReportS9 E64
Norway's "National Firewood Night"
Nearly 20% of the Norwegian population tunes in to a 12-hour program on chopping and burning wood.
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Corporate Twitter Hacks
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Lil Buck
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The Colbert ReportS9 E65
"Friends of Hamas" Rumor
Republicans demand the withdrawal of Chuck Hagel's Defense Secretary nomination after being tied to a suspicious, nonexistent organization.
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The Colbert ReportS9 E65
GEO Group Stadium
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The Colbert ReportS9 E66
Popewatch 2013 - Vatican Sex Parties
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Simon Garfield
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The Colbert ReportS9 E66
Sign Off - Goodnight
Stephen says goodnight.
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