The Colbert Report
Season 8 • 03/01/2012
Claire Danes attributes all of her success to Stephen.
Countdown to Loving MittThe Colbert ReportS8
Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent.
Intro - 2/29/12The Colbert ReportS8
A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles.
William ShatnerThe Colbert ReportS8
William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World."
The Word - Change We Can Believe InThe Colbert ReportS8
Barack Obama's plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren't buying it.
Tip/Wag - Kansas' Male Birth Control Pill & New York's BabyccinoThe Colbert ReportS8
The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon.
Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Yo Mama JokesThe Colbert ReportS8
Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke.
Countdown to Loving Mitt - Jeb BushThe Colbert ReportS8
As the countdown to Super Tuesday continues, Republicans consider Jeb Bush a possible last-ditch candidate.
People Who Are Destroying America - TeachersThe Colbert ReportS8
Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote.
Sign Off - Jeb Bush's PortraitThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen lovingly admires a portrait of Jeb Bush.
Claire DanesThe Colbert ReportS8
Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland."
Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super TuesdayThe Colbert ReportS8
From a purely mathematical standpoint, conservatives will eventually yield to the inevitability of Mitt Romney after Super Tuesday.
Sport Report - Pete Weber, Danica Patrick & the New Orleans SaintsThe Colbert ReportS8
Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors.
Audra McDonaldThe Colbert ReportS8
Audra McDonald gives some historical background on "Porgy and Bess" and explains why it's not a musical about Stephen.
Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra FlukeThe Colbert ReportS8
The lamestream media jumps down Rush Limbaugh's throat for calling one woman he never met a "slut" and a "prostitute," and 12 advertisers pull support from his show.
Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second BreakfastThe Colbert ReportS8
Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast."
The Word - Due or DieThe Colbert ReportS8
Attorney General Eric Holder explains why it's perfectly legal to execute an American citizen without trial in a time of war.
Jonathan Safran FoerThe Colbert ReportS8
Jonathan Safran Foer discusses his book "The New American Haggadah" and explains the Jewish Passover tradition of retelling stories.
Super Tuesday Party, Putin's Win & India's State AssemblyThe Colbert ReportS8
While the GOP candidates go all average to connect with blue collar voters for America's Super Tuesday, other election results stream in from Russia and India.
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