The Colbert Report

Intro - 2/29/12

Season 8 • 02/29/2012

The contraceptive debate gets heated, and William Shatner tackles tribbles.

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Rising Oil Prices - John Kilduff

With the economy on the upswing, Barack Obama's approval rating soars, but one thing could put the breaks on his momentum.
02/28/2012
04:12

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Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Bob Morris & Kyle Jones

Indiana Representative Bob Morris comes down on Girl Scouts' radical agenda, and New Hampshire Representative Kyle Jones repeals labor lunch break laws.
02/28/2012
03:06

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The Colbert Report's 1000th Show

Think of all that Stephen has accomplished in 1,000 Colbert Report episodes.
02/28/2012
01:12

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Stephen's 1000th Ticket

Stephen turns in his 1,000 skee-ball tickets for a prize.
02/28/2012
06:04

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Ross Eisenbrey

Ross Eisenbrey believes that everyone -- from interns to college athletes --should be paid for working for someone else's financial benefit.
02/28/2012
03:31

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Countdown to Loving Mitt

Mitt Romney wins his home state of Michigan by a whopping 3.2%, causing Republicans to be even more Mittbivalent.
02/29/2012
06:13

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William Shatner

William Shatner discusses love, life, horses and his Broadway show "Shatner's World."
02/29/2012
00:06

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Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
02/29/2012
05:08

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The Word - Change We Can Believe In

Barack Obama's plan to eliminate the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy pits rich against poor, but luckily, the poor aren't buying it.
02/29/2012
05:12

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Tip/Wag - Kansas' Male Birth Control Pill & New York's Babyccino

The spermicidal maniacs at the University of Kansas develop a male birth control pill, and Brooklyn coffee shops hook babies on the foam dragon.
02/29/2012
00:33

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Intro - 2/29/12

A new way to help the poor emerges, the contraceptive debate heats up, and William Shatner eradicates the Colbert Report's tribbles.
02/29/2012
06:00

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Claire Danes

Claire Danes talks about her role as a bipolar CIA agent in her TV show "Homeland."
03/01/2012
04:43

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Mysteries of the Ancient Unknown - Yo Mama Jokes

Researchers discover a Babylonian gut-buster thought to predate even the earliest biblical "Yo Mama" joke.
03/01/2012
02:21

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Countdown to Loving Mitt - Jeb Bush

As the countdown to Super Tuesday continues, Republicans consider Jeb Bush a possible last-ditch candidate.
03/01/2012
07:13

The Colbert ReportS8
People Who Are Destroying America - Teachers

Dawn Quarles, a Florida high school teacher, faces voter fraud fines for registering her students to vote.
03/01/2012
00:10

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Sign Off - Jeb Bush's Portrait

Stephen lovingly admires a portrait of Jeb Bush.
03/01/2012
02:29

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Countdown to Loving Mitt - Super Tuesday

From a purely mathematical standpoint, conservatives will eventually yield to the inevitability of Mitt Romney after Super Tuesday.
03/05/2012
04:50

The Colbert ReportS8
Sport Report - Pete Weber, Danica Patrick & the New Orleans Saints

Professional bowler Pete Weber wins the U.S. Open, Fox 5's Ross Shimabuku insults Danica Patrick, and the New Orleans Saints allegedly paid players to injure competitors.
03/05/2012
04:45

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Audra McDonald

Audra McDonald gives some historical background on "Porgy and Bess" and explains why it's not a musical about Stephen.
03/05/2012
06:24

The Colbert ReportS8
Rush Limbaugh Apologizes to Sandra Fluke

The lamestream media jumps down Rush Limbaugh's throat for calling one woman he never met a "slut" and a "prostitute," and 12 advertisers pull support from his show.
03/05/2012
04:36

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Thought for Food - Responsible Snacking & Second Breakfast

Stephen mourns the end of King-Size Snickers bars and celebrates the rising popularity of "second breakfast."
03/06/2012
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